"Die, my dear? I would never do that!" -Groucho Marx, last words
<font color="#000000"><font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">A writer with a penchant for Kaufmanesque humor and largely pointless philosophical thinking, Jan Rankoski has worked with Million Dollar Extreme for the better part of a year and a half as an editor, writer, consultant, and graphic design artist (photoshop vandal) </font></font></font><font color="#000000"><font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Constantly seeking bizarre, new fresh ideas to hold his interest, Jan is a very prolific reader, with an interest in the fields of comedy, surrealism, psychological horror, drama and military history.</font></font></font><font color="#000000"><font><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif"> He is currently in the process of writing three novels in his spare time, two of them psychological horror and the other tongue-in-cheek satire. He is generally less good at actually implementing ideas than he is at coming up with them.<br></font></font></font>