Two Blipverts to make you a GOD OF ROCK!!

Zoog (Angelspit) presents 2 videos to MAKE YOUR ROCK HAPPEN! Topics: Keep track of creative projects; Managing time when you have none.
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This campaign started on Dec 11 and closed on January 10, 2013 (11:59pm PT).
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  • $5USD
    Download Package

    Includes a download of both thunderous videos, PLUS accompanying excel/numbers spreadsheets that will overwhelm your mind and make it explode! These spreadsheets are designed by Zoog, and are used to plan/manage Angelspit albums, photoshoots, and all other death-defying endeavours of DOOOM! These documents will help you plan your creative projects, and bring war to your personal middle-earth.

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    16 claimed

  • $15USD
    Download Package + Zines

    Includes basic download package, PLUS a physical copy of Zoog’s inspirational, Kickstarter-exclusive Zine (WARNING: definitely will not include slow-motion footage of horses running through rivers accompanied by pan-pipes.) Also includes one of Zoog’s other mind-rotting Zines.

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    18 claimed

  • $20USD
    Project Pimpage

    Project Pimpage on the Angelspit Facebook + Download Package: Your Band/project’s URL will be mentioned on the Angelspit Facebook. Let me ram your project down the throat of Angelspit’s hordes! Angelspit followers crave fresh new music/art to pound their senses!

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    5 claimed

  • $30USD
    Thank you in video

    Thank you in video + Download Package: Let me verbally exalt you above heaven as thanks for your awesome support- I don’t want your name to be a mere piece of scrolling text- I will literally shout it out at the end of the videos, as you are helping bring the ROCK! This can be your personal name, or the name of your band or project. (Nothing Sexist, homophobic, animalistic…ect.)

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    10 out of 20 claimed

  • $50USD

    MYSTERY PACKAGE OF INSPIRATIONAL AWESOME!! + Download Package: The Pandora’s box of ROCK! - the secret treasure box of woe! Opening this will be like opening the arc of the covenant~ it is so awesome that if I type it here, my fingers will melt. (Like in Indiana Jones, but without the snakes) AHHHHHHH!!! Unique mystery box containing zines, stickers, cool merch…and anything else that will fit.

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    10 claimed

  • $50USD
    Destructo Business Tie

    Destructo Business Tie + Download Package: Push your company’s dress code! Zoog wants to throttle your neck with the hottest fashion noose you’ve ever owned! Zoog will DESTROY a tie in the colour of your choice! Screen printing, blood splatter, safety pins, Angelspit buttons…guaranteed to make HR squirm! Comes with autographed Thank You note, + other random goodies.

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    1 claimed

  • $75USD
    Skype Call + Download Package

    You and me. One on one. Cyber-brainstorming session! Let’s turn your good idea into something earth-shatteringly AWESOME! Hell yeah! Zoog will skype you for at least 1 hour, and give you personalized pointers unique to your project. Zoog will tailor spreadsheets specifically for your project, and walk you through the planning stages.

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    2 claimed

  • $80USD
    Custom Destructo T-Shirt

    Custom Destructo T-Shirt + Download Package: Let Zoog wrap the warm claws of inspiration around your torso!! Zoog will customize an Angelspit T shirt, unique to your own personal style. Each one is a hand-made work of art! Comes with autographed Thank You note, + other random goodies. View examples at:

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    6 claimed

  • $100USD
    Producer credit

    Producer credit + Mystery Package of Inspirational Awesome + Download Package: Kinda like Indian-teamed floating wolf-head over snow-capped mountains BUT WITH MORE SATAN!!!! You will be credited as a co-producer of the videos. You will also receive a digital download, skype call, and mystery package!

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    3 claimed

  • $120USD
    Custom Business shirt

    Custom destroyed Business shirt + Download Package: Perfect attire for “OFFICE MASSACRE DAY”! A white, button-down business shirt…that has been splattered with Angelspit lyrics and all assortment of verbal ROCKAGE! These shirts will be the same style, and quality as the stage shirts Zoog made for Matt (Drums) and George (Guitar) for Angelspit’s Wall Street Massacre tour.

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    4 claimed

  • $150USD
    Band used as example

    Band used as example+ Skype call + Download Package; We will have a mind-altering brainstorm skype conversation (Similar to the $75 package) I will then use your project as a positive example in the final video, and PIMP YOUR ASS OFF. Zoog will skype you BEFORE the videos are shot, and become familiar with your project and the problems you are facing. He will them incorporate you as a positive example in the videos.

    Estimated delivery: February 2013

    1 out of 4 claimed

  • $500USD
    Zoog produces your track

    Zoog produces one of your tracks + Download Package: I will take my rock and transform it into a thick paste, then let me ooze it all over your music, and milk it from the utters of ROCK, creating a thick, creamy texture of awesome, laced into your music. Zoog will program synths parts/electronics, and walk you through the time management of your track.

    Estimated delivery: March 2013

    1 claimed

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