Welcome to the Bum Project!
We’re making a film about women and their bums called Does My Bum Look Big
in This Documentary? We think it’s a film you can really get behind!
Since Sir Mix-A-Lot’s massive hit in 1991, ‘Baby Got Back’, it seems bums
are constantly in our face! And even today, you can see people like Bog Log III making it go boom!
From the explosion of 1990s bum-themed songs, to Kylie’s tiny golden
hotpants, the Kardashians, and a plethora of bum related trends like booty
popping, twerking, surgical butt lifts, bum bleaching, bum implants, bum
padding, bum waxing, bum-oriented fitness crazes, all the way to the modern phenomenon of Belfies (bum selfies), bums are now the biggest they’ve ever been, (in
popular culture terms anyway).
Comedian and entertainer Anna Go-Go will be your tour guide through the
bumpy world of modern bums. A large part of the story (pun intended) will
consist of us commissioning Sylvester Stallone’s mum Jacqueline to give Anna
a psychic bum reading. Yes! A Psychic Bum Reading! or as Jackie calls it
‘the ancient art of Rumpology’.
We need help to fund the first part of this documentary to cover Jackie’s
rumpology report and some pre-production for the USA content of the film -
including interviewing Jackie who is prepped and ready to tell Anna what the
bums say. We need to do this as soon as possible because Jackie is 92 so we
want to talk to her pronto!
If we make it to the USA we also plan to interview Sir Mix-a-Lot who may
have started this whole thing, as well as some other key figures in 20th
century bum culture such as Kylie Minogue - Australian owner of the smallest
stubbies in the world, plus several people famous for their bums, including
the 21 year old woman who quit her day job because she makes more money from
instagramming her Belfies . Yes, that is her full time job.
We also have calls in to Kim Kardashian, Ice T’s wife Coco, and Pippa
Middleton but we are managing our expectations on them...
We know you’ll love this film. You can bet your bottom dollar!
We have prepared many amazing perks for you as our thanks for your help
getting this project up and running, and we promise we will work our arses
off to make this the best bum documentary ever!
Thanks for getting behind us!