Suck My Rock Art Car

We want to bring back our freshly transformed art car to Nowhere for another year so YOU, the fine people of Nowhere, can enjoy her once again!
Alice Peperell
United Kingdom
9 Team Members

Dear Nobodies,

Watch my video and hear my tale. 

You see I may be just a sock. Dusty and unwashed.

But I need your help.

Right now my adopted pirate crew are aboard the SuckMyRock ship. They be working 26hrs a day to transform her for her arrival on the playa.

Only whilst they be full of the artistic persuasion and sound of power tool. They be lacking in organisational skill. And here we all stand; about to set sail for Spain with nought in our coffers to fund the transport of our good ship SMR.

So I have taken it upon myself to ask for your gold so that they may not bankrupt themselves. So that they may bring ye dancing, dusty raves, The Pirate Olympics and more besides!

Please could you spare an old pirate sock some £'s to get the ship to Spain? Even a quid helps, anything ye dirty scallywags can muster!

Whatever ye can afford, however late in the day it would warm their hearts and go towards: 

  • £1,230 return ferry ticket
  • £500 fuel
  • £40 new tyre
  • £160 servicing & repair costs

I have set a target of £900 and the rest they will shoulder. Anything ye can give would be received with massive dusty pirate love. Oh and a f**k load of partying on the ship.

What's that? Who the heck are SMR? Didn't ye watch the video ye douchbag?

Suck My Rock (SMR) is the London based not-for-profit art collective who adopted me. Lost and unloved. I had turned to dirty rugs until they took over my forgotten caravan and turned it into a pirate ship of wonder (  

Last year the SMR Pirate Ship raided Nowhere for the first time. And their list of pirate misdemeanours was long:

  • Wedding vessel for the very first Nowhere matrimonial
  • Host of the fabulous Hairy PoPins Hair Salon
  • Leader of the Gay Pride celebration
  • Star of The Great 2012 Pirate Olympics 
  • Victorious raids on Ubertown and Camp Babycham
  • Music stage at the UK’s first Burn, Nest festival

All this and more can happen this year!  Follow them at @suckmyrockphoto and see their progress at

Please pledge what you can.

XX Your deranged pirate, Captain Suck Wash.


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raised by 42 people in 22 days
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£900 GBP goal
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This campaign ended on July 13, 2013
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  • £5GBP
    Desert Dance

    Come join us aboard and dance in the dust til the sun comes up

    7 claimed
  • £10GBP
    Hook Arm Wrestle & 3D Pendant

    Hook arm wrestle with Captain Sock Wash & Printed 3D pendant

    3 claimed
  • £15GBP
    Bespoke piece of SMR ROCK

    Bespoke piece of SMR ROCK

    10 claimed
  • £50GBP
    custom BM pendant, ROCK & Rum

    SMR limited edition 2012 Burning Man necklace with your name on it, bespoke piece of SMR ROCK and a shot of rum

    4 out of 10 claimed
  • £100GBP
    Photoshoot and a hand job

    Photoshoot on SMR Ship plus a custom hand job from Captain Suck Wash

    2 out of 9 claimed
  • £200GBP
    Captain for 1 hour at Nowhere

    Captain of the ship for an hour at Nowhere and SMR limited edition 2012 Burning Man Necklace

    0 out of 4 claimed
  • £500GBP
    Personalised pirate mix

    We will create you a one hour pirate mix with your name in it.

    0 out of 2 claimed
  • £750GBP
    Captain for a day at Nowhere

    Captain of the ship for the whole day at Nowhere, SMR limited edition 2012 Burning Man Necklace and Captain Sock Wash handjob

    0 out of 1 claimed
  • £1,000GBP
    Rename ship for the summer

    Rename the ship after you for the whole summer and a day party for you and your friends

    0 out of 1 claimed
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