We think you’re just the cat’s meow. To show our love and appreciation, Alison’s cat, Matilda Swinton, will write you a love note. We’ll also give you shout outs on Facebook and Twitter. Go you!
Not only will you get a lovely note from Matilda Swinton and social media lovin’, but you will also receive early access to outtakes and future episodes. OHHH GURL!
Well well well, Big Spender. Not only will you get that special lovin' from all the previous perks, but you will get a special hand written invitation to our release party! Get it!
You’re such a sweetheart, we want to help you find that special someone. You’ll receive all of the above perks, plus we’ll set you up with another single release party attendee (you are guaranteed at least 1 match up!). Or you can just go out with Brenden (but he’s cheap, so you may have to pay.) OR if you and your lesbian life partner are already committed, there will be a romantic table set for you two at the party with a special bottle of bubbly!
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Our friends are really cool, and we promise that if you support us at the $150 level, our friends will hook you up with 2 tickets to one of their performances here in New York City. We’re talking concerts, burlesque shows, lesbian beauty pageants, and general sexiness. Maybe even a private show! Who knows, you guys?!! Not in NYC? No prob, you will receive a very special video performance, just for you!
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You’re so great, we’re going to put you in the series. We’ll name a character after you or offer you a walk-on role in future episodes of Straight Up Gay.
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You’re a generous motherlover. To show our appreciation, we will send you the Ultimate Lesbian Prize Pack. Contents may include: a BPA-free water container, cat stickers, a karabiner, nail file, a guide to making terrariums, a special gift from Home Depot, marriage equality swag, a poster that says “My Ex is Crazy… but we’re still BFFs,” and the highest prize of all: celebrity status. Think about it. This is how Wanda Sykes got her start.
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