We will write you a personalized thank you card. With our clean hands.
In addition to the thank you card, we will call you &amp;amp;amp; personally express our undying love. We'll even tweet &amp;amp;amp;/or facebook a shoutout of gratitude to you, our Shitten-y friend.
You get the thank you card. You get the call of undying love. You get the shout out on twitter and facebook. AND you're invited out for a drink- on us- to celebrate your committment to cleanliness. *Flight to NYC not included.
Richie and Rachel will thank you for your unbelievable support of the Shittens movement by coming over. Anywhere in the US. We'll fly to your hood, take you out for drinks and discuss Shittens with you and your buddies.
Richie and Rachel will thank you for your unbelievable support of the Shittens movement by flying you and a friend to New York for a weekend. We'll put you up at a hotel for two nights and take you to dinner to personally thank you for your help in making our dream a reality.
If you know Richie, you know he LOVES his Jeep. And to show you how much we appreciate your Shittens support, he will tearfully part with his Jeep. We will personally bring it to you, anywhere in the US. And you're welcome to join us as we toast you, the proud new owner of a 2002 Jeep Wrangler.
Where would you like to go in the world? Richie and I will go with you and a friend. And we'll pay for it. That's how much we appreciate your belief in Shittens.