Send Chandler Parsons to Hawaii

Houston Rockets forward Chandler Parsons is overworked and underpaid. Let's send him on the summer vacation he deserves.
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This campaign started on Apr 09 and closed on May 09, 2013 (11:59pm PT).
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This campaign ended on May 9, 2013
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  • $1USD

    An emotional perk is difficult to translate into tangible currency. We think it's priceless, but also $1.

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  • $5USD
    Greater Satisfaction

    This could also include a small sense of smugness that you were willing to pay 5 times more for a greater sense of satisfaction. We don't judge you, we love that about you.

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  • $10USD
    Mental Image of CP in Hawaii

    Picture in your mind, Chandler Parsons sunning on a pristine Hawaiian beach. In theory, you could also obtain this with a lower donation, but we promise it would be far less satisfying.

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  • $25USD
    Thank You Email from Me

    I'm not Chandler Parsons, and I can't promise an email from him. But I can promise that I will thank you personally via electronic mail if you are willing to donate 5- times the value of a "Greater Satisfaction."

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  • $50USD
    Original Haiku about CP

    I will write you an original Haiku about Chandler Parsons' adventures in Hawaii. It won't be based on factual events, but it will be filled with pure imagination. Satisfaction guaranteed. Also you will get buckets of personal satisfaction and one thank you email.

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  • $100USD
    Exclusive CP Fan Fiction

    For this amount, you will gain an exclusive copy of Chandler Parsons in Hawaii fan fiction written by me - and I wrote the video above so you know it's going to be good. You will also receive all levels of aforementioned satisfaction, a thank you email, an original haiku, and feelings of gratitude from me warmer than a Hawaiian sunset.

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  • $500USD
    A Chandler Parsons Jersey

    Not one of his personal ones, but I will buy you a Chandler Parsons replica Jersey. Sure you could easily buy one yourself from the NBA Store, but when someone asks you where you got it, you'll have a great story. And if you live in the NY-Metropolitan area, I might even hand deliver it.

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