We "salvaged" most of the magnets and bumper stickers. If your lucky, they may be slightly singed and/or have a slightly smokey aroma!
This light delicious salad put Satchel's on the map and the fireman were nice enough to give all of our lettuce a good thorough rinsing the other night. We didn't even have to ask!
This 4 topping calzone is so good, several customers were seen munching on them in our parking lot while dodging fire hoses and ambulances. Thank goodness no one was hurt!
This large 4 topping pizza will feed you and three friends no problem. It will be cooked perfectly. Maybe in a brand new oven? We'll see...
This 4 topping deep dish pizza is legit. The fireman actually used one to break through the roof to get to the flames because of its great weight and penetrating power. After breaching the metal roof, the pizza was intact and still delicious!
One Large Mama, a Small Satch Salad, a pitcher of beer or soda and a cookie. This meal is big enough to feed four hungry adults or three tired out firemen!
Why is Satchel's so successful? Well it goes back to Satchel's mom. Satchel's mom is like Paula Dean and Rachel Ray plus infinity. When she bakes God stops by to get a slice. She'll make you a carrot cake, or some other cake, and you will never be the same! After you eat it you'll think THIS should be the $1000 perk.
8 out of 8 claimed
You know how Satch writes menu-backs about stuff? Well, this perk allows you some menu-back property rights. You'll get with Satch on the details and you can make one about your business or yourself or whatever...(almost whatever...)
5 out of 5 claimed
Satchel had his art displayed last month and thank goodness for that. Otherwise he would have been running back and forth into a burning building all night. We recommend that you don't hang this over the fireplace...
2 out of 3 claimed