Rock That Cock, A Mobile App

A dick app that morphs your penis from ordinary to extraordinary
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Lauren Brenner
Email Verified
Technology
Los Angeles, California
United States
1 Team Member

We are raising funds to complete the development of an app that allows any user to customize pictures of their penis.

"Some women want penis pictures. No women want them under the wrong circumstances." - Julieanne Smolinski, GQ

In the world we live in, dick pics may be a lot of things -- classless, stupid, offensive -- but one thing is for sure, they aren't going anywhere. We may not be able to stop dick pics from happening, but we believe we can (and therefore must) make them way more hilarious. 

Enter Rock that Cock. Rock that Cock is a mobile app that allows users to customize pictures of their penis. Currently, dick pics are crude and just plain boring. With Rock that Cock, dick pics are finally elevated to a form of personal expression on the side of the giver and a potentially delightful reason to smile on the side of the receiver. 


         Our mission is to rid the world of boring old dick pics. 


The Origins, A Story of Friendship:

The origins of Rock that Cock begin on Easter of 2013 -- a date which, in our humble opinion, seems all too symbolically rife to make the conception of Rock that Cock anything other than divine. "He has risen," anybody? Come on! Just thinking about it gives us a half-resurrection. 

We, Stephy and Lauren, met on a fateful all-girls weekend snowboarding trip to Mammoth Mountain. On the final morning of the trip, while cooking Easter brunch for the ladies, we overheard a conversation between two of the babes that would change our lives - and, with your help, possibly the world - forever: 

Babe 1:

 (Scrolling through her phone) John (A townie she'd met and hooked up with the previous night at the local bar) texted me a picture of his dick at 3am to say he's sorry.

Babe 2: 

(Unphased. Also scrolling through her phone) Ugh. I get soooo many dick pics. 

A dick pic to say he's sorry?

"Soooo many dick pics?"

Our brains were spinning. 

That night in the back seat of a Prius headed back to LA we wrote an infomercial sketch for a dick pic personalization app called Rock that Cock. At first we only planned to film the sketch, however every person we told about the sketch responded the same: 

"You have to make that app." 

We realize that there is a real problem that needs a real solution:

Men are sending more and more dick pics to an audience of women who don't want them! What's more, these communicate nothing - no personality, no message - except that you have a penis! It's boring and confusing! 

So, here we are. 

(The sad reality of what dick pics actually look like to girls)

Where the funds are being spent: 

We have secured a great team of design & development talent that we'll need to pay to get Rock that Cock ready for use.  

Where are these funds going: 

Designers - We've recruited artists, designers, and photographers to ensure we have a wide selection of specialty made accessories and backgrounds to create truly custom dick pics. With the "In Dedication of your Dick!" perk, you'll be able to imagine and name your very own costumes, accessories, and backgrounds.

Developers - You'll see our wireframe sketches down below. This is just the beginning! Our development team is excited to get this baby into production, but we'll need to be able to pay them for their hard work.

Licensing Functionality - We have negotiated an agreement with a creator of an app that is similar in functionality to Rock that Cock to allow us to license the backend technology they have created so we won't need to start from scratch!

Registering as a Business / Legal Council  -  We'll need to cover the costs of registering ourselves as a real company, fighting off all cease & desist letters, receiving council on how to handle being grilled by morning news programs, and negotiating any and all business development deals that result from the release of this app. 



Rock That Cock Logo : The Boss Cock  

                                      


UI Wireframes and Architecture 





Who are we? 

Classy Lauren Brenner & Stephanie Pool 

Classy Lauren Brenner & Stephanie Pool 

As this campaign goes live, we are celebrating our one year friendship anniversary thanks to Rock that Cock. We decided to wait a year to release this idea to see if it continued to gather traction and hold our attention. It has, and we can't wait to turn this dream into a reality. By day, Lauren is a comedian, yoga instructor, and guru of Not-Giving-AFuck while Stephanie actually creates apps, writes and is a creative strategist. You could say this little partnership was destined to bring something so completely necessary to the world. 

Oh, and we aren't being sarcastc about this being necessary. If dick pics are going to be sent in this world -- and they are -- it's time to raise our standards! NO. MORE. BORING. DICK PICS!  NOT ON OUR WATCH. 


What We Need & What You Get

We want you to be able to send & receive amazing dick pics more than anyone else.  Your contribution helps:

  • Pay the developers.
  • With the app, you will be able to choose from playing with our "stock cock" penis or uploading a penis of your choosing -- 
  • Once you have chosen a penis, choose between a stock backdrop, uploading your own background, or just doodling on the penis!
  • Then, decide if you want to add costumes, stickers, or upgrade to do things never-before-possible, like, shoot diamonds out of your penis!
  • Final step? Save, send, or upload *anonymously* to the Rock That Cock Penis Gallery for the chance to win Rocked Cock of the Day.
Also -- and we may be partial here, but -- be sure to check our list of really spectacular perks! These include artisan dick pics made by us for you, a "Happy to see you T-shirt", and even the ability to take us on a vacation. Most importantly, at ANY contribution level, we really do consider you a part of our team and an important part of the creation of this app. 


(A early mock-up of a "Happy to see you" T-shirt) 


**Rock That Cock cares about the health of penises everywhere! We will donate 10 percent of all proceeds to prostate cancer research.**




The Impact 

Imagine living in a world where you can:

  • Scroll through a gallery of dick pics.
  • Immediately know whether or not he's the right man for you through just one picture of his penis.
  • Send hilarious dick pics to ur bros.
  • Laugh WITH dick pics, instead of at them. 




Other Ways You Can Help

Look, these dick pics aren't going to decorate themselves. We need your help. Even if you aren't able to put money where your mouth is (eww!) we'd really appreciate: 

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$224USD
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$22,222 USD goal
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This campaign ended on May 31, 2014
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  • $1USD
    PHAANK PHOOO!

    A humongous, muffled "thank you!" With this gesture, you are putting your actual money where so many proverbial mouths are going to be: your dick. At this level you'll also get priority access to all updates and our beta product.

    2 claimed
    Estimated delivery: April 2014
  • $5USD
    The "WTF" pic

    For just 5 dollars you'll get a personalized picture of something totally irrelevant and possibly not even funny sent to your cell phone or email. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    2 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $11USD
    A boner, on us!

    You might be thinking to yourself that you get boners all the time and for FREE. But, let us ask you if you get boners all the time that you pay 11 dollars for? You know you get what you pay for, don't you? Now how does that 11 dollar boner sound? It sounds expensive and we mean that as a compliment. Compliments to your rock hard penis will be broadcast on the social media of your choosing. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    2 claimed
    Estimated delivery: April 2014
  • $22USD
    Personal Dick Vid

    You'll get a personalized video dedication of Stephy and Lauren saying nasty things to you while holding the 4-ft tall paper-mache penis featured in the video, sent to your cell phone or email. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    2 out of 222 claimed
    Estimated delivery: May 2014
  • $33USD
    Stock Cock Specialty Print

    Did you know the penis - AKA the Stock Cock - featured in Rock that Cock is not a real penis at all but a picture of a 4 1/2 foot tall anatomically perfect penis? The Stock Cock was crafted with love from high-end carved foam, papier-mâché, spray paint, and chenille stems. You will receive a limited edition picture of the Stock Cock that has been autographed, numbered, and blessed by Lauren and Stephy. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    1 out of 1000 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $42USD
    Bespoke Dick Pic!

    Give your penis or a penis you love the opportunity to play muse for Lauren and Stephy! Send us a dick pic and some information about what makes the owner of said dick so special and we will will create a one-of-a-kind, artisan dick pic that you can cherish for the rest of your days. We'll send you the digital file as well as an autographed print. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 777 claimed
    Estimated delivery: May 2014
  • $65USD
    Special Occasion Cocks

    For a whole year, Rock that Cock creators Lauren and Stephy will send you seasonal greeting cocks. You just send us your address, your birthday, and any holidays of personal import and we'll make sure the cocks are in the box. The mailbox. Your mailbox, girl. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 558 claimed
    Estimated delivery: May 2014
  • $75USD
    "Happy to See You" T-shirt!

    Become the proud owner of a t-shirt with our very own "Stock Cock" or the "Boss Cock" peeking out of the breast pocket. That's hilarious. Please send us your preferred size (T-shirt, not penis! Easy!) http://store.americanapparel.net/unisex-fine-jersey-pocket-short-sleeve-t-shirt_2406w) + Priority access to updates and beta included

    1 out of 444 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $100USD
    Rock that Cock Calendar

    Twelve months of delight are only a single hundo dollar bill away... Or a hundo single dollar bills if you'd like to know you made it rain on these two little dreamers. This calendar will feature the ladies and friends of ladies of Rock that Cock as well as a whole slew of quality, year-round dick pics. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 333 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $222USD
    Dinner (not your dick!)

    You take us to an organic, vegan, gluten free, non-gmo, expensive dinner in Los Angeles where we'll ignore you. We'll need a bottle of wine or rose or champagne too, mmk? (must be local to LA / travel, also on you / or you can buy us take out and you can watch us eat on skype) + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 11 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $250USD
    Framed Cease & Desist Letter

    From Kanye West to Her Majesty the Queen, Rock that Cock is almost certainly going to piss a lot of high profile people off. We would hang the cease and desist letters throughout our office like a doctor hangs diplomas, but instead we're offering you the opportunity to own these invaluable, incriminatory pieces of ephemera to have for yourself. With this, you'll have a reminder that we did it. We really did it, you guys. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 3 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $350USD
    In Dedication of your Dick!

    Has your dick been immortalized today? It should be, and now it could be! This perk, which is arguably our favorite, will allow you to dedicate and name any background or costume on Rock that Cock for eternity. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 33 claimed
    Estimated delivery: August 2014
  • $500USD
    Rock that Cock, starring you!

    With this amazing perk, you will receive a version of Rock that Cock in the format of your choosing that has your dick edited into every frame featuring a dick pic in the film. (We are just so jealous that we don't have penises to do this for ourselves :/ ) + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 10 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $500USD
    Rock that Cock Directors' Cut

    The ultimate perv perk! Do you like Rock that Cock but think there are a lot of words that aren't "cock" "dick" and "penis" being said for no good reason? Well great news! Buy into this perk and we will send you a version of Rock that Cock that has edited everything out except for the words "cock" "dick" and "penis" being said by members of our very attractive cast. You're welcome. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 11 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $1,000USD
    Become a Co-Founder

    Congratulations on being called "genius" A LOT and all of the sex with out of your league gold diggers that is going to be happening to you. For 1,000 bucks only, you can tell people you meet in bars that this was your idea! You will be named a co-founder and original creator of Rock that Cock. We'll even send you official business cards saying as much. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 5 claimed
    Estimated delivery: May 2014
  • $5,000USD
    The Bad Daddy Ultimate Prize

    Are you a bad daddy and DGAF? With the Bad Daddy Ultimate Prize, in addition to being named a co-founder and original creator of Rock that Cock as well as receiving any/all of the prizes listed above, you will have the distinct pleasure of taking* Lauren and Stephy on an all expense paid vacation of their choosing where we will have more fun than most people can even imagine. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 5 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
  • $22,222USD
    Rock Our Cock

    Want to fund the entire project? Along with becoming a partner -- how does the title King Cock catch you? -- we'll send you the original, 4ft-tall paper mache artisan "stock cock" hand-made by Stephanie Pool in Laurel Canyon in the summer of 2013. Honestly, if you lay it all down like this you are probably showing off to your friends, in which case... it worked. You also earn entrance into the "inner circle." + Priority access to updates and beta included

    0 out of 1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
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