Rock That Cock, A Mobile App

$224USD
raised of $22,222 goal
1%
0 time left
This campaign started on Apr 01 and closed on May 31, 2014 (11:59pm PT).
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Campaign Closed
This campaign ended on May 31, 2014
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  • $1USD
    PHAANK PHOOO!

    A humongous, muffled "thank you!" With this gesture, you are putting your actual money where so many proverbial mouths are going to be: your dick. At this level you'll also get priority access to all updates and our beta product.

    Estimated delivery: April 2014

    2 claimed

  • $5USD
    The "WTF" pic

    For just 5 dollars you'll get a personalized picture of something totally irrelevant and possibly not even funny sent to your cell phone or email. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    2 claimed

  • $11USD
    A boner, on us!

    You might be thinking to yourself that you get boners all the time and for FREE. But, let us ask you if you get boners all the time that you pay 11 dollars for? You know you get what you pay for, don't you? Now how does that 11 dollar boner sound? It sounds expensive and we mean that as a compliment. Compliments to your rock hard penis will be broadcast on the social media of your choosing. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: April 2014

    2 claimed

  • $22USD
    Personal Dick Vid

    You'll get a personalized video dedication of Stephy and Lauren saying nasty things to you while holding the 4-ft tall paper-mache penis featured in the video, sent to your cell phone or email. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: May 2014

    2 out of 222 claimed

  • $33USD
    Stock Cock Specialty Print

    Did you know the penis - AKA the Stock Cock - featured in Rock that Cock is not a real penis at all but a picture of a 4 1/2 foot tall anatomically perfect penis? The Stock Cock was crafted with love from high-end carved foam, papier-mâché, spray paint, and chenille stems. You will receive a limited edition picture of the Stock Cock that has been autographed, numbered, and blessed by Lauren and Stephy. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    1 out of 1000 claimed

  • $42USD
    Bespoke Dick Pic!

    Give your penis or a penis you love the opportunity to play muse for Lauren and Stephy! Send us a dick pic and some information about what makes the owner of said dick so special and we will will create a one-of-a-kind, artisan dick pic that you can cherish for the rest of your days. We'll send you the digital file as well as an autographed print. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: May 2014

    0 out of 777 claimed

  • $65USD
    Special Occasion Cocks

    For a whole year, Rock that Cock creators Lauren and Stephy will send you seasonal greeting cocks. You just send us your address, your birthday, and any holidays of personal import and we'll make sure the cocks are in the box. The mailbox. Your mailbox, girl. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: May 2014

    0 out of 558 claimed

  • $75USD
    "Happy to See You" T-shirt!

    Become the proud owner of a t-shirt with our very own "Stock Cock" or the "Boss Cock" peeking out of the breast pocket. That's hilarious. Please send us your preferred size (T-shirt, not penis! Easy!) http://store.americanapparel.net/unisex-fine-jersey-pocket-short-sleeve-t-shirt_2406w) + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    1 out of 444 claimed

  • $100USD
    Rock that Cock Calendar

    Twelve months of delight are only a single hundo dollar bill away... Or a hundo single dollar bills if you'd like to know you made it rain on these two little dreamers. This calendar will feature the ladies and friends of ladies of Rock that Cock as well as a whole slew of quality, year-round dick pics. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    0 out of 333 claimed

  • $222USD
    Dinner (not your dick!)

    You take us to an organic, vegan, gluten free, non-gmo, expensive dinner in Los Angeles where we'll ignore you. We'll need a bottle of wine or rose or champagne too, mmk? (must be local to LA / travel, also on you / or you can buy us take out and you can watch us eat on skype) + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    0 out of 11 claimed

  • $250USD
    Framed Cease & Desist Letter

    From Kanye West to Her Majesty the Queen, Rock that Cock is almost certainly going to piss a lot of high profile people off. We would hang the cease and desist letters throughout our office like a doctor hangs diplomas, but instead we're offering you the opportunity to own these invaluable, incriminatory pieces of ephemera to have for yourself. With this, you'll have a reminder that we did it. We really did it, you guys. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    0 out of 3 claimed

  • $350USD
    In Dedication of your Dick!

    Has your dick been immortalized today? It should be, and now it could be! This perk, which is arguably our favorite, will allow you to dedicate and name any background or costume on Rock that Cock for eternity. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: August 2014

    0 out of 33 claimed

  • $500USD
    Rock that Cock, starring you!

    With this amazing perk, you will receive a version of Rock that Cock in the format of your choosing that has your dick edited into every frame featuring a dick pic in the film. (We are just so jealous that we don't have penises to do this for ourselves :/ ) + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    0 out of 10 claimed

  • $500USD
    Rock that Cock Directors' Cut

    The ultimate perv perk! Do you like Rock that Cock but think there are a lot of words that aren't "cock" "dick" and "penis" being said for no good reason? Well great news! Buy into this perk and we will send you a version of Rock that Cock that has edited everything out except for the words "cock" "dick" and "penis" being said by members of our very attractive cast. You're welcome. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    0 out of 11 claimed

  • $1,000USD
    Become a Co-Founder

    Congratulations on being called "genius" A LOT and all of the sex with out of your league gold diggers that is going to be happening to you. For 1,000 bucks only, you can tell people you meet in bars that this was your idea! You will be named a co-founder and original creator of Rock that Cock. We'll even send you official business cards saying as much. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: May 2014

    0 out of 5 claimed

  • $5,000USD
    The Bad Daddy Ultimate Prize

    Are you a bad daddy and DGAF? With the Bad Daddy Ultimate Prize, in addition to being named a co-founder and original creator of Rock that Cock as well as receiving any/all of the prizes listed above, you will have the distinct pleasure of taking* Lauren and Stephy on an all expense paid vacation of their choosing where we will have more fun than most people can even imagine. + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    0 out of 5 claimed

  • $22,222USD
    Rock Our Cock

    Want to fund the entire project? Along with becoming a partner -- how does the title King Cock catch you? -- we'll send you the original, 4ft-tall paper mache artisan "stock cock" hand-made by Stephanie Pool in Laurel Canyon in the summer of 2013. Honestly, if you lay it all down like this you are probably showing off to your friends, in which case... it worked. You also earn entrance into the "inner circle." + Priority access to updates and beta included

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    0 out of 1 claimed

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