Red Ork Boolits

$981USD
raised of $28,000 goal
4%
0 time left
This campaign started on Jun 16 and closed on July 26, 2014 (11:59pm PT).
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Campaign Closed
This campaign ended on July 26, 2014
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  • $2USD
    +1 Like

    A little "good for you" vote of approval. Whether you like guns, orks, or just want to encourage a new entrepreneur.

    1 claimed

  • $5USD
    International shippping

    Want to help but not in the USA. We'd be glad to send you any of our other non boolit items. But we gotta pay extra to get them to you.

    0 claimed

  • $15USD
    Beat Bloomberg

    You get a Red Ork sticker to put on something and every time our favorite billionaire sees one he will know his side is losing and that astroturf can't beat real grassroots. U.S. shipping included. International please add $5.

    Estimated delivery: September 2014

    0 out of 200 claimed

  • $25USD
    Orkish "bag o' brass"

    OK so it is actually just a mesh baggy with our logo, but it works hella wicked for policing your brass after a good time at the range. Brass not included. You gotta fill it, so go shoot more. U.S. shipping included. International please add $5.

    Estimated delivery: September 2014

    0 out of 85 claimed

  • $41USD
    500 count 9mm 147gr

    Preorder your self 500 shiny red boolits in 147 grain 9mm. Skinny gamer boolits to squeak by Power Factor on. Available for pickup in the Orlando area. Please add the appropriate shipping PERK for US shipping. Descriptions and details are in the SHIPPING section. Not available outside the USA. THIS IS NOT AMMUNITION. IT CANNOT FIRE NOR BE MADE TO FIRE WITHOUT OTHER ITEMS AND SPECIALTY TOOLS AND KNOWLEDGE.

    0 out of 100 claimed

  • $45USD
    500 count .38sp/.357 158gr

    Preorder your self 500 shiny red boolits in 158 grain for .38sp/.357 loadings. For those who still believe wheel guns are real guns. Available for pickup in the Orlando area. Please add the appropriate shipping PERK for US shipping. Descriptions and details are in the SHIPPING section. Not available outside the USA. THIS IS NOT AMMUNITION. IT CANNOT FIRE NOR BE MADE TO FIRE WITHOUT OTHER ITEMS AND SPECIALTY TOOLS AND KNOWLEDGE.

    0 out of 100 claimed

  • $55USD
    500 count .45 230gr

    Preorder your self 500 shiny red boolits in the almighty 230 gr .45, the way heaven intended and JMB made so. Available for pickup in the Orlando area. Please add the appropriate shipping PERK for US shipping. Descriptions and details are in the SHIPPING section. Not available outside the USA. THIS IS NOT AMMUNITION. IT CANNOT FIRE NOR BE MADE TO FIRE WITHOUT OTHER ITEMS AND SPECIALTY TOOLS AND KNOWLEDGE.

    Estimated delivery: October 2014

    0 out of 100 claimed

  • $80USD
    1000 count 9mm 147gr

    Preorder your self 1k shiny red boolits in 147 grain 9mm. Skinny gamer boolits to squeak by Power Factor on. Available for pickup in the Orlando area. Please add the appropriate shipping PERK for US shipping. Descriptions and details are in the SHIPPING section. Not available outside the USA. THIS IS NOT AMMUNITION. IT CANNOT FIRE NOR BE MADE TO FIRE WITHOUT OTHER ITEMS AND SPECIALTY TOOLS AND KNOWLEDGE.

    Estimated delivery: October 2014

    2 out of 100 claimed

  • $88USD
    1000 count .38sp/.357 158gr

    Preorder your self 1k shiny red boolits in 158 grain for .38sp/.357 loadings. For those who still believe wheel guns are real guns. Available for pickup in the Orlando area. Please add the appropriate shipping PERK for US shipping. Descriptions and details are in the SHIPPING section. Not available outside the USA. THIS IS NOT AMMUNITION. IT CANNOT FIRE NOR BE MADE TO FIRE WITHOUT OTHER ITEMS AND SPECIALTY TOOLS AND KNOWLEDGE.

    Estimated delivery: October 2014

    0 out of 100 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $100USD
    First Name

    Right to name one of our first boolit offerings, or machine. As the first to claim you get to choose your item. Credit for name will be given on product webpage.

    1 out of 1 claimed

  • $108USD
    1000 count .45 230gr

    Preorder your self 1k shiny red boolits in the almighty 230 gr .45 the way heaven intended and JMB made so. Available for pickup in the Orlando area. Please add the appropriate shipping PERK for US shipping. Descriptions and details are in the SHIPPING section. Not available outside the USA. THIS IS NOT AMMUNITION. IT CANNOT FIRE NOR BE MADE TO FIRE WITHOUT OTHER ITEMS AND SPECIALTY TOOLS AND KNOWLEDGE.

    Estimated delivery: October 2014

    0 out of 100 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $150USD
    Second Name

    Right to name one of our first boolit offerings, or machine. As the second to claim you get to choose any item First Name didn't pick. Credit for name will be given on product webpage.

    1 out of 1 claimed

  • $180USD
    Get some class

    Personalized class or lesson for 2 people from Chef Dan for 5 hours. Sorry the Ork never did get around to becoming certified as an instructor and cannot teach anyone anything because he sucks at teaching (and also liability). Options include NRA First Steps in either revolver or semi-auto pistol OR my 'Intro to concealed carry' class. More informal private instruction tailored to your goals is also an option. Classes are available in the Central Florida area only.

    1 out of 10 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $200USD
    Third Name

    Right to name one of our first boolit offerings, or machine. As the third to claim you get to choose any item not previously picked.

    1 out of 1 claimed

  • $250USD
    Fourth Name

    Right to name one of our first boolit offerings, or machine. As the fourth to claim you get to choose any item not previously picked.

    0 out of 1 claimed

  • $300USD
    Fifth Name

    Seriously, this is working? You get the right to name one of our first boolit offerings, or machine. As the fifthe to claim you get to choose any item not previously picked.

    0 out of 1 claimed

  • $500USD
    Last Name

    In before the lock! WOW! I can't believe someone wants to name something this bad. But hey might as well shoot for the moon, eh. You get to name whatever else is left. There will never be more chances to name any of the Red Ork products or machines offered.

    0 out of 1 claimed

  • $2,000USD
    Induction into the Ork tribe

    Since my Ork buddy is the lone survivor of the only tribe in Central Florida (and maybe the whole state) he is willing to adopt some humans into his tribe. Tribe members will always get priority handling on all orders, as well as lifetime 10% off, and free shipping. Of course if you dishonor the tribe and try to use this status for commercial accounts, reselling, group buys, or sharing outside of your immediate family then you will be booted out. And your name shall be a curse word.

    0 out of 10 claimed

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