YUPPIE PRICKS: PRICKSTARTER
Think of this as an IPO for you 99 percenters, a chance to bask in the glory and perhaps, even meet and hang out with real multi-multi millionaires and billionaires.
You've helped fund your co-worker's Missionary trip to Kenya, Neal Pollack's Yoga Vision Quest, and that cute cashier at Whole Foods (that still won't have sex with you)'s album of dubstep Animal Collective remixes. Why not do something for yourself?
DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH $$$$?
Yes, but that's beside the point. We would like our longtime fans to be aware of our upcoming album, "Appetite For Consumption". Both W. Axl Rose and Jello McBiafra will be crying into their lattes after this iconic recording is released on August 12, 2014 via Chicken Ranch Records. This is also our first album with and Russian oligarch "Boris Yeltsin" as lead shredder.
The album will be available via most digital outlets, as well as on CD, black vinyl LP, and limited edition 'money shot' colored vinyl LP.
1. Corporate Welfare Whores
3. First World Problems
4. Vegas Party
6. Life is Easy
1. Suck My Gold Dick
2. You're Fired
3. Country Club Days
5. My Posse's on Wall Street
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
Plenty, we have buy-ins for all income levels, from the PBR swilling, waxed moustached hipsters, to the Tesla driving CFO, and beyond.
In all seriousness, we would like to thank our longtime fans, our staffs, our friends in the banking and import/export businesses throughout the world.
BUY LOW, SELL HIGH
Trevor Middleton III, Yuppie Pricks