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A rare opportunity for the 99%, Yuppie Pricks fans to show their support for the new Pricks album "Appetite For Consumption.
Trevor Middleton III
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Austin, Texas
United States
1 Team Member


Think of this as an IPO for you 99 percenters, a chance to bask in the glory and perhaps, even meet and hang out with real multi-multi millionaires and billionaires.  

You've helped fund your co-worker's Missionary trip to Kenya, Neal Pollack's Yoga Vision Quest, and that cute cashier at Whole Foods (that still won't have sex with you)'s album of dubstep Animal Collective remixes.  Why not do something for  yourself?  


Yes, but that's beside the point.  We would like our longtime fans to be aware of our upcoming album, "Appetite For Consumption".  Both W. Axl Rose and Jello McBiafra will be crying into their lattes after this iconic recording is released on August 12, 2014 via Chicken Ranch Records.  This is also our first album with  and Russian oligarch "Boris Yeltsin"  as lead shredder.  

The album will be available via most digital outlets, as well as on CD, black vinyl LP, and limited edition 'money shot' colored vinyl LP.


Side 1:

1. Corporate Welfare Whores

2. Phoning It In 

3. First World Problems

4. Vegas Party

5. Obamacare

6. Life is Easy

Side 2:

1. Suck My Gold Dick

2. You're Fired

3. Country Club Days

4. Obama

5. My Posse's on Wall Street


    Plenty, we have buy-ins for all income levels, from the PBR swilling, waxed moustached hipsters, to the Tesla driving CFO, and beyond.

    In all seriousness, we would like to thank our longtime fans, our staffs, our friends in the banking and import/export businesses throughout the world.  


    Trevor Middleton III, Yuppie Pricks

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    This campaign ended on July 15, 2014
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    • $12USD
      Download + CD

      Get a pre-release download + a CD

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      Estimated delivery: August 2014
    • $25USD
      Signed LP

      Signed color vinyl LP + Digital Download

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    • $50USD
      LP Deluxe Package

      Get Signed LP, Digital Download, Limited Edition Stock Market 7", T-shirt

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    • $75USD
      VIP Ticket Package

      Everything in $50 package, plus a VIP ticket to the album release party.

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    • $100USD
      Talk to the Trev

      Everything in $75 package, a thank you in liner notes + a thank you phone call from the Trev himself!

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    • $2,500USD
      Party in ATX Package

      Come to Austin one weekend and let the Trev take you to a UT Football game, or Fun Fun Fun Fest. (you pay travel expenses and hotel accommodations for yourself). The Trev buys the football or FFF ticket.

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    • $30,000USD
      Vegas Party!

      Party, Vegas Style with The Yuppie Pricks. NDA required.

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      The Donkey Show

      Contact us for more info, Must sign NDA and Living Will.

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