For this pledge you will receive Lester and Charlie's eternal gratitude, and they'll probably do a happy dance to Rodgers and Hart's 1931 classic, "I've Got Five Dollars", in your honor.
Just what you need to cover the scratches on your refrigerator - the official Lester and Charlie kitchen magnet! Ideal for all ages.
As a test pattern patron, we'll ship you the official Lester and Charlie coffee mug - the perfect accessory for your daily spit-take while watching FOX News. Suitable for both caffeinated and defcaf.
For $100 we will ship you an autographed copy of the book you're helping to fund - as soon as it's published!
For this outrageous sum of money, we will send you a gift pack that includes all the other perks listed - plus we'll list your name in the book's acknowledgement page!