SOCIAL MEDIA SHOUT OUT! Skip your coffee this morning, send me the money and I'll tweet at you. All your friends will know you're helping to make a horror movie with the first lady of Lao film!
PLAY THE LAO LOTTERY! Consult the chart, choose two numbers between 0 and 999, and I'll buy you a Lao lottery ticket. If you win, I'll mail you a stack of Lao kips! If you lose, console yourself by joining our private Instagram. See exclusive behind the scenes in the background of hundreds of selfies taken by my pretty actresses. And the perk from the earlier tier!
DOWNLOAD CHANTHALY IN HD! I'll send you a link to download a full-HD copy of Laos' first horror film. Chanthaly screened at festivals all over the world, but now you can watch it on your couch! And all the perks from the earlier tiers!
DOWNLOAD A COPY OF NONG HAK! Once the film is released, download a full-HD copy of Laos' second horror film! You'll have a complete set of every Lao horror film ever made... both of them! And all the perks from the earlier tiers!
GET NONG HAK ON BLURAY! Once the film is released, I'll have a Bluray sent to you with the film AND a bunch of special features. You can turn the subtitles on and off. I don't know why you'd want to do that, but you can! And all the perks from the earlier tiers!
YOUR NAME – IN LAO! – IN THE CREDITS! That's right. A special thanks in the credits with your name however you spell it and then also spelled out phonetically in Lao! Take a screencap, and get that Asian tattoo you've always dreamed of getting! And all the perks from the earlier tiers!
GET A SIGNED BOOTLEG OF CHANTHALY! A while back, I confiscated a box of bootleg Chanthaly DVDs from the night market. I'm not sure how the film leaked, but its got English subtitles and I'm 90% sure the film doesn't cut off before the closing credits. I'll sign the disc, and personally lick the stamps to send it to you. And all the perks from the earlier tiers!
LIVE WEBCAST OF A Q&A WITH ME AND MY CAST! We'll spend a couple of hours answering your questions about filmmaking in Laos. Want to know how many times we had to delay production due to dengue fever? I can answer that. And all the perks from the earlier tiers!
HAVE A PERSONAL SKYPE CONVERSATION WITH ME! Get 20 minutes of candid, likely offensive, chitchat with the first lady of Lao film. Ask me anything! I'll consider marriage proposals, but only briefly before shutting you down. And all the perks from the earlier tiers!
WORK AS A PRODUCTION ASSISTANT FOR A WEEK! Get yourself to Laos and I will put you up in a guesthouse for a week while you work on my set. Hold the boom mic, coil up cables, splash blood on my actresses, and earn yourself a genuine production credit on Laos' 13th feature film. And all the perks from the earlier tiers!
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BE AN ASSOCIATE PRODUCER! Get yourself to Laos and I'll put you up in a guesthouse for the week of the film's Lao premiere. Walk the red carpet, watch the film with a talky local audience and drink your way through a case of BeerLao Gold (fancy!) at the after party. You want karaoke? I will get you karaoke! And all the perks from the earlier, non-exclusive tiers!
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BE A SKEEVY SEX TOURIST IN THE FILM! Get yourself to Bangkok and I will get you the rest of the way to Laos. I'll set you up in a guesthouse for a week, ply you with BeerLao and film you hitting on my actress before getting a beat down by a burly Australian for a scene in the film. Spend the week in the questionable company of my film crew and I as we make a dedicated effort to trick you into eating grilled chicken sphincters. And all the perks from the earlier, non-exclusive tiers!
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BE AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER! Your friends can't find Laos on a map, but you'll make film history here. Get yourself to Bangkok, and I will get you to Laos. I'll set you up for a week in the Ansara boutique hotel. Walk the red carpet, get interviewed on Lao national TV, and rub elbows with every working Lao director – all four of us! – at the after party! And all the perks from the earlier, non-exclusive tiers!
