Million Dollar Extreme

Garnish your wages and help support true anti-fascism.
Video / Web
raised of $3,000 goal
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This campaign started on Dec 20 and closed on February 24, 2012 (11:59pm PT).
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This campaign ended on February 24, 2012
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  • $1USD
    S*** F*** One Buck Pleesr Pack

    "Associate Executive Produced by" credit in all MDE releases for the next year, and pre-order of our "Surefire Sudden-Death" smash-hit CD:

    15 claimed

  • $10USD
    MDE Footsoldier TacticalStrike

    First, we bring in close-air support in the form of a shoutout on Twitter... THEN, we forward you level-midnight OPSEC login details for an exquisite-corpse style comedy sketch, which you will write along with everybody else who takes this perk. Depending on how good/bad it is, we'll make it either a full-on official production, or do it guerrilla-style in an afternoon for the alt. channel... FINALLY, Sam, Nick, OR Charles will make a juicy prank phone call to a number of your choice.

    19 claimed

  • $15USD
    SureFireSlamDunk Mailbomb Pack

    First, we mail you our elegant and tasteful sticker pack*. These haven't been designed/printed yet but one of them will probably be a 4x6" gold foil thing, another a 4" dia. circle, both tasteless... THEN, Sam, Nick, or Charles (your choice) does a Kustom video shoutout (on a separate YouTube channel) just for you... (*It will take us a little while to get the stickers made.)

    15 claimed

  • $25USD
    The Choice Isn't Yours Pack

    In the words of the wise Don King (also Eric Holder), "you don't always get what you pay for, but you always pay for what you get!"... With this $25 mystery goodie bag, you will get some stuff in the mail, and that's your only guarantee. Maybe it's a Drive Angry movie poster with Real Charles Carroll blood on it. Maybe it's a thumb drive with pictures of our girlfriends on it. The only thing you're promised is a $100% Nitro Hell Ride with Massive Wow Factor*... (*You are not promised this.)

    21 claimed

  • $55USD
    Online is Forever Regrets Pack

    We set our minds to work crafting a two-page erotic CoD:MW3 fanfiction, where YOU are the main character, traveling all around the Theater of Operations with your favorite sexay CoD characters. We read this aloud and send you the MP3, so you can share with loved ones... BONUS!--shortly thereafter, in the mail you will receive a matching postcard caricature of yourself in hentai CoD tactical camo!

    4 claimed

  • $75USD
    Loco P. Cream Deluxe Pack

    First, you'll get a "thank you" call from S,N, or C (you pick). Talk for ten minutes about whatever you please... "Does Charles really have SPQR tattooed on his abdomen?" THEN, one of us (your choice) will make a serious internet-beef video, talking earnestly about how much we hate you and how you messed with us and how we're gonna get revenge... Finally, you'll get a care package--either a hand-lettered yellow "CUM" hat, OR a generously-sized treat bag with our favorite candy and snacks.

    2 claimed

  • $95USD
    Dr. Phil Wheeler Dealer Pack

    EITHER have Nick call dealerships in your area and negotiate the best possible price on a new car of your choice, OR have Sam (specializing in break-ups/make-ups) phone your sweetie/crush/ex and negotiate the next-stage in your love life... BONUS!--Charles will Bic his head and keep it shorn for x weeks, where x = # of people who choose this perk... iBONUS!--all donations $95 and up get a more prominent "Executive Produced by" credit!

    5 claimed

  • $200USD
    You Have Friends IRL Pack*

    EITHER Sam, Nick and Sweet, Sweet Charles will pick you up and take you to lunch at Spike's Junkyard Dogs, THEN spend the rest of the day at a haunted house or Gamestop or wherever you wanna. We wrap the day up by leaving you at a drug dealer's house in Olneyville, OR pick any three previously mentioned perks. (*Option A is only available to those lucky enough to live within driving distance of Providence.)...

    4 claimed

  • $2,500USD
    Best Friends For Real Pack

    The three of us will come visit and share a "hand-made," "artisan-quality" pizza... THEN, we collaborate with you on a quick improv sketch for the alt. channel... FINALLY, Nick will slow dance with you, Sam will spend a few hours optimizing your PC's performance, and Charles will organize your closet.

    0 claimed

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