Mellow Pages Library

$5,218USD
raised of $20,000 goal
26%
0 time left
This campaign started on Oct 13 and closed on November 12, 2013 (11:59pm PT).
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Campaign Closed
This campaign ended on November 12, 2013
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  • SOLD OUT

    $10USD
    MELISSA BRODER SEXT LEVEL

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get a sext from a famous poet? Now is your chance, and just like most books of poetry, the cost is a mere ten dollars. Do the right thing. It will feel good.

    15 out of 15 claimed

  • $20USD
    MEM-BRO-SHIP LEVEL

    One membership to Mellow Pages Library (valid for one year) to the donor or to a person of donor's choice

    54 out of 1000 claimed

  • $21USD
    MELISSA BRODER SEXT LEVEL 1.5

    Getting up there in the levels. Whadda say? Be prepared to blush purple and gold.

    9 out of 10 claimed

  • $30USD
    THUNDERBIRD JEWELS LEVEL

    Miss Dorothy Lasky will hand make (with her hands) a stunning piece of jewelry. One of a kind. Maybe for your neck. Maybe for your fingers. WHO KNOWS? Maybe she'll write you a little note too.

    12 out of 15 claimed

  • $30USD
    Starkweather/Božičević LEVEL

    Just think of it like this: for a dollar a day, you can be the lucky text recipient of an image from Ana Božičević and text from Sampson Starkweather, straight to your phone, to show off in class or at the water cooler. FOR A MONTH. (membership included)

    2 out of 10 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $50USD
    PETER BD BIOGRAPHY LEVEL

    Ever elusive Peter BD will write a personal biography of your life. Up to and near 2,000 words. Lifetime membership.

    1 out of 1 claimed

  • $50USD
    BRANDON JOHNSON CEO LEVEL

    You know when you zone out while you're reading Proust and your eyes are moving independent of your mind and they land on those really weird, old pictures of side-profile power people. What if you were that side-profile power people that millions of people stare at? Give us some mons and a .pdf of your head shot and you get your mug on the Wall o Mellow. FOREVER.

    7 out of 200 claimed

  • $51USD
    SASHA FLETCHER ZZZ LEVEL

    Sasha Fletcher will write you personal bedtime story and perform it on video for you, so every night when you go to sleep he can guide you in. One year membership included.

    3 out of 4 claimed

  • $69USD
    SHRIMP COCKTAIL MAYBE? LEVEL

    Get yourself ready for a real night on the town. Relive your O-Town-loving days with the wonderfully delightful spirit animal formerly known as Cassandra Gillig. Payment of dinner/and/or/movie will be determined on an agglomeration of okCupid surveys based upon completion of said surveys with an added variable of laughMetrics from an old Nickelodeon Double Dare-set input-only mic. N.B.: she has been heard to say, "Yes, I am looking for a husband."

    0 out of 1 claimed

  • $75USD
    OUCH OUCH STICK-N-POKE LEVEL

    *MUST SELL OUT ALL 4 SPOTS* Matt and Jacob will get matching stick and poke tattoos reading 'mellow pages library' once 8 75 dollar donations are made

    1 out of 4 claimed

  • $100USD
    HOT HOT KISS LEVEL

    Personalized, handwritten Thank You LOVELETTER sent to your home address with a lipstick kiss (Jacob or Matt's lips). On top of this, you got a one-year membership.

    6 out of 1000 claimed

  • $140USD
    MICHAEL SEIDLINGER NOVELLA

    A novella written by Michael Seidlinger is the prize. There will only be 5 copies printed, and one of those copies can be yours. It'll be signed by Michael, Matt and Jacob and sent to you! Plus a lifetime mebership.

    1 out of 5 claimed

  • $150USD
    NSFW VIDEO LEVEL

    Personalized video sent to your email. Secret content. On top of this, you got a lifetime membership.

    1 out of 25 claimed

  • $150USD
    MAGERS WORKHOUSE LEVEL

    Are you finding yourself frequenting the same time space with nothing new? Dan just won himself the lotto ticket of a lot of time and wants to sit down with you, hopefully across a perfectly blended mocha latte, to workshop. Get this and get a 5 day all inclusive stay in the mind of Dan. Cinco 1 hour classes where you work on YOUR poetry with the esteemed author of PARTYKNIFE (Birds, LLC). Bring your own pens. Membership for life also included.

    0 out of 1 claimed

  • $200USD
    MIKE BUSHNELL SPECIAL LEVEL

    Mike Bushnell will make a personal poetry performance for you, video it, and send it to you. Lifetime membership.

    2 out of 3 claimed

  • $250USD
    SEAN DOYLE BUBBLY LEVEL

    Sean H. Doyle will pour you hot bubble bath and read you stories (with or without towel assistance). Lifetime membership.

    0 out of 1 claimed

  • $300USD
    SCOTT McCLANAHAN PHONE LEVEL

    Scott McClanahan will call you on the phone and have a long conversation with you about chicken wings, mashed potatoes or anything else he's equally passionate about. You also have a lifetime membership.

    0 out of 2 claimed

  • $400USD
    SLEEPYTIME SLEEPOVER LEVEL

    In-person reading of a personalized poem or lullabye (at bedtime) and potential sleepover (significant other's permission required). On top of this, you got a lifetime membership.

    0 out of 10 claimed

  • $1,000USD
    MELISSA BRODER SEXT LEVEL 2

    This is one sext that should not exist, though for eyes such as yours, it will.

    0 out of 1 claimed

  • $15,000USD
    DREAM WEAVER LEVEL

    One word of your choice (up to eight letters) tattooed on both Matt and Jacob (same word on each of them) and a reserved chair painted in gold (spraypaint) at every reading for the rest of Mellow Pages' life. On top of this, you got a lifetime membership.

    0 out of 1 claimed

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