Get your favorite initials ready. 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING ON THE HIGH SCORE!!! IMMORTALIZED FOREVER! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE A WINNER! And because you're a WINNER, WE SHALL CONTINUE!!! &amp;lt;3
Now that you're on the HIGH SCORE, awaken other players to the presence of the GAME with some groovy locker and road sign worthy STICKERS!
When the STICKER MONSTER trades in another 10,000 coins, they become MEGA-STICKER MONSTER!! And are now equipped with both STICKER and BUMPER STICKER upgrades! Beware square surfaces!
Not just the HIGH SCORE, not just stickers, not just bumper stickers--thou art a BUTTON MASTER and shall be swag-christened accordingly with all of the above PLUS an awesome pin button!
All of the above + A LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME poster for your home base are belong to us!! :D
All of dee above and a LIAVG tee shirt. Yeow-yeow!
Your choice of TWO of the above perks PLUS the nostalgic wunderbar of an ole timey, vintage, aged to perfection VIDEO GAME (which we'll likely pick up from Saint Mark's own 8-Bit and Up)
A vintage game, two of the above perks of your choice, PLUS Steampunk'd flash drive from New Jersey's own PHOENIX THEORY FURNITURE AND ART GALLERY with a couple of gigs of digital content curated by The Edge Bros.
The Hot Pi Special is not for the average altruist. We're loading you up with a copy of My Big TOE, a T-SHIRT, STICKER SWAG, and a copy of early avant-garde short films and remix videos from the Edges - INCLUDING Maxwell's soundtrack remixes of Jim Henson's fantasy classics!
Five stickers. Five bumper stickers. Five buttons. A copy of My Big TOE, AND a COPY of our early works on DVD! Remember, all things come in FIVE!
HIGH SCORE IMMORTALITY of 100,000 points plus 3 TICKETS to our eventual premier PLUS ALL OF THE ABOVE PERKS! (travel not included) OR we'll give you all of the above perks!
3 tickets our future premier, then join our creative team in NEW YORK CITY or a JERSEY DINER (which we'd probably prefer) for a roundtable discussion on science, the paranormal, weird magic, video games, or whatever you'd prefer. OR we'll just take you to see some music Brooklyn. OR we'll give you all of the above perks! (travel not included)
If you become MASTER OF THE WIN we'd like to send you an ARCADE MACHINE from eBay (under $1,000) and put your a picture of you in the credit sequence at the end of the HIGH SCORE so we can publicly acknowledge your ULTIMATE HIGH MEGA-PHILANTHROPY!