Hooray! You're technically a producer! For donating $10 you will receive a warm feeling of philanthropic self satisfaction and a link to watch the film online after its finished!
Im gonna go ahead and say it. You're pretty cool. Not only did you help us out but we are going to tell everyone! There will be a section on the films web page where we list everyone who helped out with a $25 or more contribution. You'll also receive a link to DOWNLOAD the film to keep. You'll also get a copy of the score performed by local bands. You can make copies if you want and be like one of those pirates we always hear about on the news. Actually, we encourage you to do this.
So you have good taste. You want a certificate proving so? YOU GOT IT. We will send you a letter autographed by us (or whoever is around at the time) to thank you for your contribution. You have to provide your own frame as we know you are dying to hang it over your mantle for bragging rights. Not only do you get the letter but you get the link to download (and pirate) a High Definition version of the film and a copy of the score.
Your name goes in the credits! If we have any additional content after the credits, people will have to wait longer to see it because YOUR name is hogging up the screen! In addition to a credit in the film and a link to download (and potentially pirate) the movie, you will receive a Future Suit Industries t-shirt. Amaze your family and friends with your impeccable fashion sense!
Look back at all those other contributors. You have contributed at least 500% more than them! This means you are at least 500% better than them! You want proof that you're better? Done. We will send you the local-artist-designed Poster for the film autographed by our cast and crew! You'll get the very fashionable Future Suit Industries T-Shirt, a link to download the film and all those other things we promised your lessers.
Alright, lets get down to business. If you are this generous you get to start making outlandish demands of us. Seriously. Not only do you get to order us around a little, you will receive props from the film. Thats right. Filmic history, shipped to you. We will even take time out of our shooting schedule to make a thank you video on location. What else? Come hang out with us on set one day. Meet the cast and crew in person! Come to the premier, where we will thank you in front of an audience!
How do you keep from imploding under the weight of your own awesomeness? If you help us out this much I,the director Tommy Bell, will personally thank you in every acceptance speech from now until the end of time. No Joke. Even if its not for this movie. You jump started our careers and you SHOULD be thanked. You will also be given an Executive Producer credit, a plaque to commemorate your bad self, a walk-on role (if you want one), and a poem or something. And all the other perks.
No, you really have. You just produced our entire film. I'll come over and clean your house. I'll give your dog a bath. I'll walk around town with a megaphone yelling at people about how nice you are. I'm grasping at straws here because generosity of this magnitude is a little unexpected. Hell, we can even incorporate your suggestions into the script (within reason). Its only fair. We will even make a documentary about how amazing your life is. You deserve it.