KILLING RON JEREMY!
NOTE: THIS IS NOT AN X-RATED FILM! IT'S A MAINSTREAM ACTION-COMEDY! Just to be clear...
In some arenas, even the ones with many talented individuals, there is one individual who will stand out above the rest. Think of Michael Jordan to basketball, or Wayne Gretzky to hockey. In the world of adult films is there any name bigger than Ron Jeremy? Unfortunately for Evan Stone, the answer is “No”.
You see, Evan Stone is a famous adult film actor; you might not know his name, but you know his face. Even if you don't watch adult films, not a week goes by where Evan doesn't show up on cable somewhere. He has legions of fans, and a stellar reputation among his peers; but, as long as Ron Jeremy is alive, he will always be number two.
This is driving Evan crazy, and when he finds out that he has to present Ron with a Lifetime Achievement award, that's the final straw. Evan decides....Ron Jeremy must die!
Some where between Boogie Nights and Horrible Bosses you will find Killing Ron Jeremy. Our story follows Evan Stone as he and his trusty sidekick, Ern (like Vern without the V), decide to take it upon themselves to make Evan number one. The only way they can do this is by killing Ron Jeremy. Unfortunately for them, neither one has the constitution to kill in cold blood. Together the partners set off on an hysterical adventure filled with numerous “creative” attempts to bump off Ron Jeremy, and place Evan in his rightful place on the Throne of XXX.
Will they succeed, or will they get shot down in flames?
Will Evan achieve his dream of being the top dog in adult cinema?
Will Ron Jeremy EVER die, or is Evan doomed to be second banana for the rest of his days?
Welcome to Killing Ron Jeremy, a madcap, free-wheeling, rowdy, laugh-filled romp through the streets of Hollywood, and the day-to-day lives of two of the biggest stars in adult films. Starring Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone as themselves, and cameo appearances by stars of all shapes and sizes.
A FEW WORDS FROM RON JEREMY!
A FEW MORE FROM EVAN STONE!
And finally, a few from the Producers:
Join the KRJ ARMY and help Ron & Evan to the "other side"!
We've all seen what Ron and Evan are capable of. Let's not kid ourselves....there's a very good reason both of these guys are in the business they're in! But did you know they could act?
Hell, neither did we!
Actually, we're just kidding. In truth, Ron has been a figure in mainstream TV and Film for a while now, and Evan has been looking for the right opportunity to take a turn acting with his clothes on. Ron and Evan both really enjoy doing it...acting that is. They're both really good too! They have natural comedic timing, and are very capable of making us all laugh. Now, with Killing Ron Jeremy, they get a chance to stretch their...uh...wings and fly.
Who Are We?
We are Wheelhouse Entertainment, LLC. We are a full-service production company out of Los Angeles made up of a bunch of industry veterans who came together to form our own company, and produce top quality films and television for everyone to enjoy. We produce TV Shows, Commercials, Documentaries, Feature Films, and web commercials. You can look at some of more recent things we've already produced here: www.wheelhouse-ent.com
First of all let's just say right up front.
WE APPRECIATE YOU AND YOUR SUPPORT!! Thank you! Thank you!
We have a lot of different perks and perk levels; we tried to create a good range for everyone. We are also very happy with the perks we are able to offer you! Of course we have all the usual movie SWAG:
But we've also got some other really cool stuff:
Private movie screenings
Bottles of Ron Jeremy's "Rum de Jeremy"
Invitations to the Wrap Party
Visits to the set!
Ever wanted to meet Ron Jeremy or Evan Stone and shake his...er...hand? Well here's your chance!
The T-Shirts, Hats, and Stickers will go out to you guys as soon as funding is complete, and those items have been made...so a couple weeks after funding is finished. The rest of the perks are "date specific" and will be distributed as they come available, or on the specific date of the event.
*PLEASE NOTE: If your PERK includes a bottle of Ron's "Rum de Jeremy" you will be required to show proof you are at least 21 years of age.
Spread the Word!!
Times are tough, we know it, that's why we're here! If you can't contribute monetarily, that's cool, you can still help! We need anyone and everyone to help us get the word out about this great movie, and our Indiegogo Campaign.
Tell your friends, tell your family, tell the folks at church (ok...that might be asking a bit much).
Put the word out on your Facebook page, on Twitter, and any other social media platforms you like to use.
"Like" our Facebook page!
Follow us on Twitter @killinronjeremy (we had to leave out the "g" in "killing" so it would fit)
Oh....and don't forget...go see the movie!!
FROM THE TEAM:
Ideally, in a perfect world, everything goes according to plan, comes off perfectly, and everyone is happy and dancing as the sun sets slowly into the western horizon. But let's be honest, we live in an imperfect world; so what we can tell you is: we have put a ton of who we are into Killing Ron Jeremy, the story is our own, crafted together as a team of very creative friends. It is, ultimately, a labor of love. For Ron and Evan it's a chance to give something back to their fans; an homage to the people who made them who they are. For the rest of the team, it's our love for film making, good story-telling, and lots of laughs. We are going to make absolutely the most amazing film possible with the support and resources we receive. No matter what, we will deliver to you a movie that you can be proud of being a part of.