Jet Ski for Goats

$34,007USD
raised by 745 people in 4 months
68% funded
0 time left
Verified Nonprofit
$50,000 USD goal
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This campaign ended on September 12, 2014
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    $1USD
    Get Married on a Jet-Ski

    I'll officiate your wedding on a jet ski (I’m an ordained minister) if you live anywhere near Land Between The Lakes (Kentucky, Tennessee, Arkansas, Missouri) and can get married on June 3rd. Do you want to be part of history?

    1 out of 1 claimed

  • $10USD
    Name Dropping

    A goat will have your name whispered into it's ear before it is sent off to its family.

    133 claimed

  • $25USD
    Personalized Tweet

    I will tweet you a personalized thank you.

    91 claimed

  • $40USD
    Great Butt

    Lil' Minnow (aka Scotty Landes aka @marylandmudflap) will sign a pair of underwear for you with "I love your butt. Love, Lil' Minnow"

    7 claimed

  • $40USD
    "Keep It Dry Towel"

    You get the "Keep It Dry Towel" that I used on "Drunk History"! Plus you get to help people, which is better than a towel with my face on it.

    47 claimed

  • $50USD
    Roustabout T-Shirt

    You get the Roustabout Equation T-shirt that I'm wearing in the video. "500 Goats + 1000 Chickens = Jet-ski"

    244 claimed

  • $75USD
    T-Shirt and Secret

    You get the T-shirt AND a personal text from me giving you the secret to success!

    15 claimed

  • $100USD
    Jumping Shout Out

    I will Vine myself screaming "I love {YOUR NAME HERE}!" while jumping the wake of a barge. NOTE: Donation must be received by June 2nd for this to be done on an actual Jet Ski. Donations made after June 2nd will be done on a toy jet ski.

    19 claimed

  • $200USD
    4 Shirts! (That's MATH!)

    You get 4 shirts! enough for your whole family!

    2 claimed

  • $500USD
    Google Hangout with a Chicken

    I will do a 30-minute Google Hangout with you and 2 friends while dressed like a chicken.

    1 claimed

  • $525USD
    Secret to LOVE

    I will put lipstick on and kiss a piece of paper and send it to you AND personally text you the secret to Love!

    0 claimed

  • $1,000USD
    Episode Dedication

    We will dedicate an episode of the Web Series to you: "Based on the life story of {YOUR NAME}"

    1 out of 6 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $2,000USD
    Name a Jet Ski

    We will name one of the 2 Jet Skis after you in a Christening Ceremony at Chicago's Navy Pier. It will appear in the episode and will be referred to throughout the series. NOTE: Donation must be received before May 30th! (Launch Day.)

    2 out of 2 claimed

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