Jerk Church Cathedral

Help the Jerks build their Cathedral in Black Rock City 2013
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$5,525USD
raised of $5,000 goal
111%
0 time left
This campaign started on May 16 and closed on July 13, 2013 (11:59pm PT).
Flexible Funding
Campaign Closed
This campaign ended on July 13, 2013
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  • $25USD
    Custom Drawing

    It's just like the Flea Market, except with talent, and in the desert. Have your portrait made or get an amusing picture made by a guy with talent and stuff.

    Estimated delivery: August 2013

    9 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $50USD
    Shakshouka at your house

    Boris will come to your house and make you a shakshouka dinner. Non-vegan. Vegetarian or omnivore options.

    Estimated delivery: September 2013

    1 out of 1 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $50USD
    Surly Shepherd Brewing Co.

    A delicious bottle filled lovingly with 22oz of the finest craft brew - brewmaster's choice.

    Estimated delivery: August 2013

    5 out of 5 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $50USD
    1 Dozen Idle Hands Cupcakes!

    Idle Hand Bakery is donating one dozen cupcakes for donors of $50. Bay Area delivery only; must book in advance.

    Estimated delivery: September 2013

    10 out of 10 claimed

  • $100USD
    Flying Wrench Auto Svc.

    Get $300 (that's FOUR hours) worth of Ken Motherfucking Holmes' magic fingers on your car's busted bits. Parts extra.

    Estimated delivery: September 2013

    3 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $100USD
    Surly Shepherd Brewing Mead

    750ml of delicious honey mead. It'll tease your socks off. AWARDED

    Estimated delivery: August 2013

    0 out of 0 claimed

  • $100USD
    Fine Art Print

    11x14 fine art giclee print of Jeffrey Pine, Sentinel Dome, by Doug Broussard. (Some of us can't play instruments.) http://www.dougbroussard.com/_Media/sierraexport_20_med.jpeg

    Estimated delivery: September 2013

    2 out of 5 claimed

  • $200USD
    Job search consulting

    A thorough review of your resume, and valuable job search and feedback tips from our resident professional, Muse.

    Estimated delivery: August 2013

    0 out of 1 claimed

  • SOLD OUT

    $200USD
    Basic Welding Class

    Have you ever wanted to fucking weld some metal? Learn how from Dogstar Master Welder John Williams if you contribute $200 or more.

    Estimated delivery: September 2013

    1 out of 1 claimed

  • $400USD
    WordPress Install

    You will get a professional WordPress Install for your website including installation and customization of theme, customized header, up to 3 plugin installations, and social media integration. Service provided by Clarity (the Jerk Church Webmaster). Does not include cost of web hosting or domain registration, but does include Jerk-itude, and maybe even a song or two while we work.

    Estimated delivery: December 2013

    1 out of 2 claimed

  • $1,000USD
    Jerks Sing at Your Request

    The Jerk Church Tabernacle Choir will perform at your event/venue/home/barbeque. Restrictions apply! Inquire within.

    Estimated delivery: June 2014

    0 out of 1 claimed

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