Jerk Church Cathedral

Help the Jerks build their Cathedral in Black Rock City 2013
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Clarisa Morales
Community
Oakland
United States
4 Team Members

Jerk Church Cathedral in Black Rock City

Jerk Church is built upon the rock of communal comfort from singing our worries away as we pass a cup and share a laugh with friends.

The Jerk Church Cathedral is built on the shifting dust of the Black Rock Desert; a quick-build, low cost, fun-sized country church with weddings, bars, and sustainable jackassery all week long. 

What we need:

Your contributions allow us to purchase our raw materials and the transportation to bring the pre-built Cathedral to playa. In turn, you get your ass down to the cathedral and come have a great time with us. For those with the means to give generously, we have a set of valuable perks, listed below.

The Cathedral is designed by Phil Mitchell (aka Boyfriend). Click here to watch his one-minute design synopsis, without pants

We estimate our material, transport, and storage costs will be around $12,000. We've already raised some of it but could really use your help!

This had better be a good story, or you're not getting a dime. 

Yeah, so we're having a couple of weddings. And Jerk Church is kinda famous because we're so awesome. It definitely rubs off - every week we gather to break bread and share whiskey, and our following has grown after our show at DNA Lounge and recent profile in the SF Chronicle. 

Jerk Cathedral will be located at 5:45 and F in Black Rock City, but only with your help. 

Why? Is this an art project?

We love to make music. We love to sing. We especially love it when others join in, hoisting drinks and lifting voices. Everyone is welcome, all are encouraged to tithe. If art is living out loud, sure - it's an art project.

Get the word out on the street.

Blues Brothers style. With this favor from you, we'll put on a hell of a show in kind. Tweet this link, tell your friends, and come visit us in Black Rock City and enjoy the perks we have for various donation levels. 

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$5,525USD
raised by 79 people in 1 month
111% funded
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$5,000 USD goal
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This campaign ended on July 13, 2013
Select a Perk
  • $25USD
    Custom Drawing

    It's just like the Flea Market, except with talent, and in the desert. Have your portrait made or get an amusing picture made by a guy with talent and stuff.

    9 claimed
    Estimated delivery: August 2013
  • SOLD OUT

    $50USD
    Shakshouka at your house

    Boris will come to your house and make you a shakshouka dinner. Non-vegan. Vegetarian or omnivore options.

    1 out of 1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: September 2013
  • SOLD OUT

    $50USD
    Surly Shepherd Brewing Co.

    A delicious bottle filled lovingly with 22oz of the finest craft brew - brewmaster's choice.

    5 out of 5 claimed
    Estimated delivery: August 2013
  • SOLD OUT

    $50USD
    1 Dozen Idle Hands Cupcakes!

    Idle Hand Bakery is donating one dozen cupcakes for donors of $50. Bay Area delivery only; must book in advance.

    10 out of 10 claimed
    Estimated delivery: September 2013
  • $100USD
    Flying Wrench Auto Svc.

    Get $300 (that's FOUR hours) worth of Ken Motherfucking Holmes' magic fingers on your car's busted bits. Parts extra.

    3 claimed
    Estimated delivery: September 2013
  • $100USD
    Fine Art Print

    11x14 fine art giclee print of Jeffrey Pine, Sentinel Dome, by Doug Broussard. (Some of us can't play instruments.) http://www.dougbroussard.com/_Media/sierraexport_20_med.jpeg

    2 out of 5 claimed
    Estimated delivery: September 2013
  • SOLD OUT

    $100USD
    Surly Shepherd Brewing Mead

    750ml of delicious honey mead. It'll tease your socks off. AWARDED

    0 out of 0 claimed
    Estimated delivery: August 2013
  • $200USD
    Job search consulting

    A thorough review of your resume, and valuable job search and feedback tips from our resident professional, Muse.

    0 out of 1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: August 2013
  • SOLD OUT

    $200USD
    Basic Welding Class

    Have you ever wanted to fucking weld some metal? Learn how from Dogstar Master Welder John Williams if you contribute $200 or more.

    1 out of 1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: September 2013
  • $400USD
    WordPress Install

    You will get a professional WordPress Install for your website including installation and customization of theme, customized header, up to 3 plugin installations, and social media integration. Service provided by Clarity (the Jerk Church Webmaster). Does not include cost of web hosting or domain registration, but does include Jerk-itude, and maybe even a song or two while we work.

    1 out of 2 claimed
    Estimated delivery: December 2013
  • $1,000USD
    Jerks Sing at Your Request

    The Jerk Church Tabernacle Choir will perform at your event/venue/home/barbeque. Restrictions apply! Inquire within.

    0 out of 1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: June 2014
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