This is for those who only want to get over the guilt of not giving at all. We call this the "Chump" gift. If you give just a dollar then Irem will personally give you a swift kick in the pants and spit in your coffee.
You're doing better than the Chump. The reward for giving this much is that you will receive a snappy rude woman saying that you can then print and hang on your fridge at home next to your children's finger paintings.
Yes, this is an inside joke but I at least had to place one of those here. Your reward would be a picture of Irem's Facebook Cooter to hang on your fridge next to your children's finger paintings. You will be known as a Crazy Cooter and the only way to remedy that is by giving $500 to become a Crazy Bean!
We understand that you must really know Irem and really love her and her family and that you are truly a crazy bean! The reward is hopefully getting Irem and family to skype with you in your own personal time with the Akinci family.
Kick A$$! You Rock! The reward would hopefully be that this could help bring the Akinci family back to the US where they belong.
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