I need a golf cart to cruise the East Side in. Nothing else really needs to be said to rationalize that, but for the sake of filling this space: Everyone wins if this happens. This is a wonderful opportunity for you to experiment with philanthropy. Just consider the glorious scenario of this campaign succeeding: some guy in Houston, Texas got a golf cart for free because of the internet. That concept alone is worthy of a donation.
Praise Bob! Hail Eris!