From my digital camera to your inbox, a personal photo of the car that prevents me from joining the Sierra Club with a clear conscience! Every contributor gets a unique photo, O the thrills!
Generously donated by the Editrix of Wonkette, these tasteful stickers tell the world that you know quality political snark! And, of course, a photo of Vlad.
If it's good for corporate America, it's good for my car: Donate $25 or more and I will affix your name or preferred pseudonym to almost any part of the car with a label-maker, and send you a digital photo! Just imagine--you could sponsor the "Joe The Not-a-Plumber Sun Visor" or the "Weedlord Bonerhitler Memorial Left Front Fender"! No, you can't all be Weedlord Bonerhitler. Actually, yes you can.
For the highest contribution over $73, a one-of-a kind premium: An autographed copy of Abbie Hoffman's STEAL THIS BOOK. I obtained this dog-eared paperback at a yard sale, and got Mr. Hoffman to sign it at a reading in Flagstaff AZ in 1983 or thereabouts. When he signed the book, he said, "There, now it's worth a hundred bucks more than it was!" This is probably not actually true in marketplace terms, but it's still kind of neat. All $73 donors get naming rights to TWO surfaces!