Send us a subject for a poem, and we'll write you a special haiku on the topic. No promises that it will be good, but we'll sure try.
Remember that haiku we'll write in exchange for your $10? What if it came with a poorly drawn illustration of the subject matter? Then you'd give us $25, right?
We thought this said pork, not perk, so for $50, we'll send you a bacon related goody bag along with your haiku and fantastically bad work of art.
In addition to the well written haiku, the poorly hand drawn illustration, bacon related goodies, for $100, we will make a personalized sticker for you to use IN KIN VALLEY. And it will even look nice, we promise.
Every Kin Valley user has a house that represents them in the Valley. Our artists will work with an idea of your choosing to create a custom house available to any Kin Valley member. Get creative! This of course will be in addition to the well written haiku, the hand drawn illustration, the bacon-related goody, and the personalized sticker!
For $1000, we will write you a haiku, illustrate it, send you bacon goodies, design you a sticker, build you a custom house (in Kin Valley), AND we'll set up and connect your network of up to 25 people on Kin Valley. You will get to work with one of the Kin Valley team members who will pre-load your friends and family, so as soon as you start using Kin Valley you're connected. If that's not enough, we'll also give you a special thanks on our Kin Valley thank you page.
We will give you an in person look at Kin Valley. We will welcome you to our Austin office, make you a cake, cook you some bacon, and you will receive one EPIC high five from each of the team members here in Texas. (As well as well written haiku, a interpretive hand drawn illustration, a personalized sticker for you, a custom house, and a big thank you on our thank you page!)
Have you always dreamed of reclining comfortably while an Olympian fed you grapes? Well dreams do come true, folks. For $10,000, we will fly you to the Kin Valley office, and Kin Valley's own Olympic gymnast, Zu, will feed you grapes while you lounge on our office sofa. Seriously.