Flexible FundingThis campaign has ended and will receive all funds raised.
This campaign ended on June 21, 2014
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Our undying scorn
You are beneath our contempt, but thanks.
A plea for lienency
A small bribe in the hopes that your overlords spare your miserable life.
We acknowledge your existence
Get actual proof that GWAR knows who you are when we publicly and begrudgingly thank you on our Facebook page! Be the envy of your friend(or pet or imaginary companion if you don't have a friend)!
Be the first of your friends to own a cool GWARbar T-shirt!
A full set of 4 GWARbar pint glasses!
*due to the fragile nature of this perk, we cannot ship. This perk must be picked up at the GWARbar once we open(we might even fill your first glass!)
We'll feed your face!
A certificate for a free entree as soon as we open.
A place in our Hall of Shame
Your name will be forever enshrined on the wall of the GWARbar! Have your name added to the prestigious shrine to our supporter that will be forever displayed in a place of great honor(probably somewhere near the toilets)! You will also receive a weekly newsletter from BalSac, updating you on our progress with pictures of our renovations and advance copies of menus as they are created.
An invite to pre-opening night
Be one of the first people to experience the magic of the GWARbar! You will be invited to the first night we actually serve food and drinks at our soft opening, usually reserved for close family and friends. You can help us fine-tune the GWARbar experience before we are offically open to the public!
2 out of 100 claimed
A cooking class with BalSac
Come into the GWARbar kitchen and learn how to prepare one of our culinary creations under the weighty tutelage of BalSac the Jaws 'o Death!
2 out of 10 claimed
Your own seat at the bar
Feel like Norm when everybody knows your name, because it's printed on your barstool! They will know you are a regular even if you can only come in once a year.
6 out of 20 claimed
A drink named after you!
BalSac will create a cocktail for the GWARbar and name it after you(no, it won't be called the "Ultimate C*cksucker")!
1 out of 10 claimed
Private Party at GWARbar
You pick the date and we'll close down the restaurant for your private party!