One DVD of your choice, a personal 'thank you' on Facebook or Twitter, and in the credits of all 3 DVDs.
All three shows on DVD, with "Special Thanks" in the credits of all three, and on Facebook & Twitter. An original, signed flyer from one of the tours.
Everything above, plus a second, giftwrapped set of all three DVDs OR Six tickets for one of the live recordings in Dublin (scheduled for October 2011).* Also, you can invent your own job title in the end credits of your favourite show. E.g. in the credits of ‘Eco-Friendly Jihad’, you can be listed as "Jedi Warrior: Your Name" or "Minister for Silly Walks: Jenny Bloggs". (Job titles subject to legal advice, Abie's conscience & the Geneva Convention). Pimp your CV.
3 sets of DVDs (1 for you, 2 giftwrapped) AND Six tickets for one of the live recordings in Dublin.* Signed, dedicated Poster & Flyer. Special Thanks on all three DVDs & the right to pick your own job title in the credits. Plus an original @AbiePB T-shirt with your choice of selected slogans: (see ** "What You Get" - left & down.)
Everything above, plus one of the following: (A) Abie will perform a comedy set/after-dinner speech at your event.** (B) Abie will tutor you on optimising Twitter, follow you for 6 mths & RT at least one of your tweets. (C) ‘Jesus: TGY’ T-shirt. (D) The Palestinian Kafiya scarf worn in the ‘Eco-Friendly Jihad’ poster/flyer (E) The 'Obama: Progress' T-shirt worn in ‘Sex, Lies & The KKK’ posters/flyer/tour (F) Crown of Thorns worn in ‘Jesus: TGY’ DVD, tour & poster [handmade by Abie]
Everything in the Premium Package, plus either: (A) A live, theatre show at your event.** Choose from 'Pope Benedict: Bond Villain', ‘Sex, Lies & The KKK’, ‘Eco-Friendly Jihad’ or ‘Jesus: The Guantanamo Years’. OR (B) Abie will conduct a workshop (2hrs30) on your choice of the following: stand-up for beginners; writing, touring & promoting a solo show; press releases, creative marketing & social media.** (C) The orange jumpsuit worn in ‘Jesus: The Guantanamo Years’ DVD & tour. [Unique Item]
Everything in the Premium Package, plus either: (A) Abie officiating at your wedding. Don't wanna be married by a Catholic priest who's either a hypocrite or a virgin? Why not have your wedding, civil partnership or christening officiated by someone who believes in the unifying power of laughter? (B) Abie's guitar, featured in all three DVDs & tour veteran of Hollywood, Belfast & Edinburgh. A classical, handmade guitar, in great condition. Includes built-in Fishman pick-up. [Unique Item]