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This campaign ended on July 21, 2014
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Message read between series
I will read your hilarious and creative message in between matches during the group stages. Make sure to make this as original and hilarious as possible. Here are some suggestions:
-copypasta (dae navy seals???lllolol)
-[le] insider reddit jokes (hey guyz this is unidan!11haha)
-making the casters sound like they're saying bad things about themselves even though everyone knows it's fake
-did I mention hilarious memes??
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Warm feeling in your heart
You know that feeling you get when you see an older crossing the street and you go over to help her, and she makes it to the other side and then gives you $100 because it turns out she's ridiculously wealthy and it was all a test to see if you'd be a good person with no incentive but then you make mad bank helping her cross the street anyway? Giving $1 to this tournament will give you that kind of a feeling.
40 out of 2000 claimed
Hug from Destiny
This is good for one (1) hug from me at any upcoming event. If you see me, make sure you let me know you put $10 towards my tournament so you can redeem your hug.
Also, these are real, 100% Genuine American hugs. I don't fuck around with any hover-hand shit, I'll go full balls to the wall, arms around your shoulders, erection pressed awkwardly into your stomach hug if you want (example: http://i.imgur.com/LcBaP45.jpg or http://i.imgur.com/daQvMWG.jpg).
White t-shirt not included****
81 out of 500 claimed
Estimated delivery: August 2014
Computer building advice
Do you know a computer build that your friend just recently purchased that's absolutely horrible but you don't know enough about computers to critique him? Do they use i7's in gaming rigs? Do they have a Titan Black Edition? Do they own more than one Apple product? Do they swear by AMD chips in $1500+ gaming systems? Link the build in the shipping address here and I'll make sure to address the build on stream and berate your friend for his horribly inefficient part choice.
7 out of 50 claimed
At the end of the day of whatever stream we're doing, I'll "hand off" my viewers to you. That means I'll finish up reading off the sponsors/congratulating whoever won and then I'll let everyone know that you are the day's "streamer sponsor" and I'll send all of my lovely viewers your way. I have no idea if they'll stick around, troll you into oblivion or just completely ignore my verbal plea altogether. GOOD LUCK.
4 out of 5 claimed
I'll give you one hour of one-on-one coaching time where I'll probably tell you to make roaches to practice your macro because there's no point in teaching you how to play 3-base games when you can't even hotkey your hatcheries. These sessions will be streamed for both your humiliation and the entertainment of your friends and family.