Might cruise by and flex a 'cep while rockin' SO hard to Van Halen's "Top of the World" or "Panama." Who knows? Probably some Seger too. USA babes piled high with all the toppings get an extra carnal stare, you guys.
Might be cruisin' through your neighborhood REAL soon. Givin' out points AND winks. Probably have some Still of The Night by Whitesnake cranked up thoroughly and successfully. Drivin' all the thick & natural babes wild with desire.
A personalized autographed official copy of The Captain drawn by Karl "K-Money" and Big J. Could be a great keepsake if I die in a 'Maro crash or some crap. Pretty sure that's how the art world works.
Personalized autographed K-Money copy macho pic like the 23 bucks crap, but also the other one Big J drew on his own that isn't as chill 'cause Big J drew it himself. Makes a great gift for babes though. Double satisfaction, guaranteed. Plus, shows you care.
Wrote this badass screenplay called "Roadhouse 2013: Pain Still Don't Hurt." Guess I could print out one a those and send it if Dave's printer works. Maybe draw somethin' badass on it. Might be chill? Probably toss in those 2 macho pics for great value if I'm not too busy with a babe. (wink)
Don't really have much other crap. How 'bout I draw some chest beefers on a VINTAGE Van Halen carnival mirror that Crazy Cooter used for some special purposes. Plus everything else from before. Don't know. Kinda bombed.
I got a Stone Cold tee that I put on too much all beef muscle to fit into. So, all the other crap but not the VH mirror 'cause I only got one, and the Stone Cold tee. Comes pre-desleeved.
Full spread. All that crap (but not the VH mirror or pre-desleeved Stone Cold tee 'cause I only got one a them) plus the other 2 original pics from Big J. Not copies. Just sittin' there under the bathroom sink. Probs throw in a copy of Timehouse. Personally autographed and not "used" by Dave. He's an idiot. 10k seems like alot, but you never know when some head honcho wants to seem like a bigshot. Gotta take advantage, you guys.
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