Buy something and help The Maxies go to Japan!

Plane tickets to Japan are expensive! Buy our merchandise and help us fly there so we can teach the Japanese about how to club seals and prepare seal sushi!
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Maximum Maxie
Music
Riverside, California
United States
1 Team Member

Get Our Asses to Japan

It's a long way from Greenland! Buy some stuff and get us over there. We'll need at least $1,000 to be able to go, but if we don't want to go broke doing it, we really need $5,000. Give till it hurts, then give us the hurt.

Frozen Army Rankings

  • Ice Cube Cadet: The Maxies will put a photo of you and a shout out ( you pick it) in our Frozen Army street team page on Facebook $2.00

  • Private: Maxies button $3.00

  • Corporal: A Season's Greetings postcard, featuring your favorite Greenland power pop band $6.00

  • Sergeant: Maxies Beer Coozie OR a The Maxies Red silk screened Logo Necktie  $7.00


    (tie only, other weird shit not included)

  • Master Sergeant: A CD copy of our fantastic split with The Kingons from Japan (who we will be going on tour with) $11.00

  • Sergeant Major: An exclusive Clubbin' T Shirt. Yes, this shirt will be available to the public, but only donors on this page will receive one with the Frozen Army logo on the back. Tell us your size with your order! $16.00

  • Chief Warrant Officer: Tie and button set $17.00


  • First Lieutenant : Your choice between a 12" vinyl copy of Greenland Is Melting OR a 10" vinyl copy of The Maxies/Kingons split. Woah! An option of two extra inches for the same price? That's like ALL of Maximum's dick!  $18.00

  • Captain: Our Japanese tour shirt with the exclusive Frozen Army logo on the back. Only available to donors! Tell us your size with your order $27.00


  • Major: Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a tie/button set $28.00

  • Lieutenant Colonel: Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a tie/button set AND a back patch $33.00

  • G.I.A. (Greenland Intelligence Agency): Going Clubbin' Hoodie (Black). These will only be sold here! You can't get these mail order or at a show! $47.00

  • Colonel: Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a 10" record version AND a tie/button set AND a back patch $49.00

  • Greenland Bureau of Investigation (GBI): Two guest list spots to a show on the tour with Reel Big Fish plus two Frozen Army t-shirts. Put your size and city in the address with your order. See the rules/cities available in the Lieutenant General item!

  • Brigadier General: Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a 10" record version AND a tie/button set AND a back patch AND a Frozen Army Japanese tour shirt (please indicate size) $60.00

  • Major General: Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a 10" record version AND a tie/button set AND a back patch AND a Frozen Army Japanese tour shirt (please indicate size) AND a beer coozie AND a Season's Greetings card $70.00

  • Lieutenant General: Two (2) guest list spots to see The Maxies sound check and play a show on the upcoming "Don't Stop Skankin' January 2014 Tour" (with The Maxies opening for Reel Big Fish). 
    Also includes:
      -Picture with Bi Polar Bear Tom and a Member of The Maxies. 
      -(2) Frozen Army T-shirts (please indicate size)
      -(2) Maxies ties.
  • PLEASE INDICATE WHAT SHOW DATE YOU WANT. THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE SET OF GUEST SPOTS SET UP FOR YOUR DONATION PER SHOW! 
  • RULES, PLEASE READ: Must come early to the show if you want to see sound check. So have the day free! (We will let you know what time you should be there the day before the show or sooner Via Email). Must provide your own transportation. Must have proper Identification. There will be no refunds unless the show is canceled no exceptions. This will only be sold to one lucky couple per show, make sure you pick the reward for the show you wish to attend. $130.00

    We can't list all of the shows at once! Too many rewards. If you don't see a reward for your show date, comment and we will make it available ASAP. Here is the FULL LIST of show dates available:

    ·  (SOLD) 01/02/14 - House of Blues - 8430 Sunset Blvd Hollywood CA
    ·  (SOLD) 01/03/14 - House of Blues - 1530 South Disneyland Drive Anaheim 
    ·  (SOLD) 01/04/14 - House of Blues - 1055 Fifth Avenue San Diego CA
    ·  (SOLD) 01/05/14 - SLO Brewing Co - 1119 Garden St. San Luis Obispo CA
    ·  01/07/14 - Phoenix Theatre - 201 Washington St. Petaluma CA
    ·  01/08/14 - Ace of Spades - 1417 R Street Sacramento CA
    ·  01/10/14 - Hawthorne Theatre - 1507 SE 39th Portland OR
    ·  (SOLD) 01/11/14 - Showbox at the Market - 1426 First Avenue Seattle WA
    ·  01/12/14 - Wilma Theater - 101 S Higgins Ave Missoula MT
    ·  01/13/14 - Knitting Factory Concert House - 919 W. Sprague Ave. Spokane WA
    ·  01/14/14 - Knitting Factory Concert House - 416 South 9th St Boise ID
    ·  01/15/14 - Murray Theater - 4961 South State Street Murray UT
    ·  01/16/14 - Mesa Theater & Club – 538 Main Street Grand Junction CO
    ·  01/17/14 - Gothic Theatre - 3263 South Broadway Englewood CO
    ·  01/18/14 - Belly Up Aspen - 450 South Galena Street Aspen CO
    ·  01/19/14 - Aggie Theatre - 204 South College Ave. Ft. Collins CO
    ·  01/21/14 - Sunshine Theater - 120 Central Ave. SW Albuquerque NM
    ·  (SOLD) 01/22/14 – The Marquee Theater – 730 N Mill Ave, Tempe, AZ 

  • General (One Star): Autographed Electric guitar. This guitar was played by Android Maxie and signed by all the members of The Maxie. This also comes with photos of Android playing the guitar. Also included are photos of all The Maxies using the guitar as a table to hold their shots of whiskey and beer as well as photos of all The Maxies signing the guitar. MARKED DOWN TO $100!


  • General (Two Star): Have the Maxies play for you at your house party. We will play anywhere in southern California within 2 hours of Orange County. This will be acoustic and the only time we have ever done this. The Maxies have never played an acoustic show EVER! We will come to your place and play a 30 min set (Maybe longer if we get drunk and we are having fun). We really like BBQ so I hope you can cook. This will be a super fun time! If you've got a PA, we'll use it!  $500.00 
    **We will play as far as San Francisco, Phoenix area AZ,  Tucson AZ, Las Vegas NV But the Charge is $1200.00 and a place to stay**
    Date to be chosen after the Japan tour. Sometime between Feb 17th and March 31st. 2014.

  • General (Three Star): The Maxies will play your house full band. Anywhere in Southern California within a 2 hour drive of Orange County. We will play a 40 min set and rock your house. Borrow your buddy's PA for us and we will be extra sexy, I promise. $700.00 
    **We will play as far as San Francisco, Phoenix area AZ,  Tucson AZ, Las Vegas NV But the Charge is $1500.00 and a place to stay**
    Date to be chosen after the Japan tour. Sometime between Feb 17th and March 31st. 2014.


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$1,703USD
raised by 53 people in 15 days
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This campaign ended on December 13, 2013
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  • $2USD
    Ice Cube Cadet

    The Maxies will put a photo of you and a shout out ( you pick it) in our Frozen Army street team page on Facebook

    1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: December 2013
  • $3USD
    Private

    Maxies button

    4 claimed
    Estimated delivery: December 2013
  • $6USD
    Corporal

    Season's Greetings postcard

    6 claimed
    Estimated delivery: December 2013
  • $7USD
    Sergeant

    Maxies Beer Coozie OR a The Maxies Red silk screened Logo Necktie (pick one and note it when you buy)

    2 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $11USD
    Master Sergeant

    A CD copy of our fantastic split with The Kingons from Japan

    5 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $16USD
    Sergeant Major

    Exclusive Clubbin' T-shirt with the Frozen Army logo on the back. Tell us your size with your order

    6 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $17USD
    Chief Warrant Officer

    Tie and button set

    1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $18USD
    First Lieutenant

    Choice between a 12" vinyl copy of Greenland Is Melting OR a 10" vinyl copy of The Maxies/Kingons split. Tell us which one when you order

    7 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $27USD
    Captain

    Japanese tour shirt with the exclusive Frozen Army logo on the back. Only available to donors! Tell us your size with your order

    1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $28USD
    Major

    Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a tie/button set

    1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $33USD
    Lieutenant Colonel

    Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a tie/button set AND a back patch

    0 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $47USD
    Greenland Intelligence Agency

    Going Clubbin' Hoodie (Black). These will only be sold here! You can't get these mail order or at a show!

    4 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $49USD
    Colonel

    Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a 10" record version AND a tie/button set AND a back patch

    0 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $50USD
    GBI (Pick City)

    2 guest list spots to see Maxies play a show opening for Reel Big Fish in January of 2014 plus two shirts. Pick a city/date from the list in the description that has NOT been crossed out yet. Those are sold. We can only have one Lieutenant General per show! Put the city/date in the address with your order. PLEASE SEE RULES IN THE DESCRIPTION FROM THE LIEUTENANT GENERAL ITEM

    2 out of 15 claimed
    Estimated delivery: January 2014
  • $60USD
    Brigadier General

    Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a 10" record version AND a tie/button set AND a back patch AND a Frozen Army Japanese tour shirt (please indicate size)

    2 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $70USD
    Major General

    Autographed CD copy of our split with The Kingons AND a 10" record version AND a tie/button set AND a back patch AND a Frozen Army Japanese tour shirt (please indicate size) AND a beer coozie AND a Season's Greetings card

    1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • SOLD OUT

    $100USD
    General (One Star)

    Autographed electric guitar

    1 out of 1 claimed
    Estimated delivery: February 2014
  • $130USD
    Lieutenant General (Pick City)

    2 guest list spots to see Maxies sound check and play show opening for Reel Big Fish in January of 2014. Pick a city/date from the list in the description that has NOT been crossed out yet. Those are sold. We can only have one Lieutenant General per show! Put the city/date in the address with your order. PLEASE SEE RULES IN THE DESCRIPTION

    1 out of 15 claimed
    Estimated delivery: January 2014
  • $500USD
    General (Two Star)

    Acoustic show at your house PLEASE SEE RULES IN THE DESCRIPTION

    0 claimed
    Estimated delivery: March 2014
  • $700USD
    General (Three Star)

    Full band house show PLEASE SEE RULES IN THE DESCRIPTION

    0 claimed
    Estimated delivery: March 2014
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