Bring BACK The Rejection Hotline - and our other Humor Hotlines!

$223USD
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This campaign started on Dec 23 and closed on February 21, 2014 (11:59pm PT).
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This campaign ended on February 21, 2014
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  • $10USD
    Thanks & updates

    You will receive our sincere thanks/appreciation as well as updates on our Re-Launch progress - and an emailed LIST OF OUR NEW NUMBERS as soon as we are able to make them publicly available!

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  • $20USD
    Thanks/updates + Comedy Calls

    - You will receive 250 "Call Credits" to be used at www.ComedyCalls.com (where you can SEND some of our Humor Hotline content as an outbound call to your friends). - You will also receive our sincere thanks/appreciation as well as updates on our Re-Launch progress - and an emailed LIST OF OUR NEW NUMBERS as soon as we are able to make them publicly available!

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  • $33USD
    All of the above + PICK ONE

    All of the above (Thanks/Updates, 250 Comedy Calls Credits), plus PICK ONE (1) of the following: A) FIVE (5) “It Could Always Suck More” Reminder Wristbands (silicone/rubber) B) FIVE (5) “Get Over It” Reminder Wristbands (silicone/rubber) C) TWENTY (20) “Your Breath is Nasty” Take-A-Hint Mints D) TWO (2) “Your Breath is Nasty” Take-A-Hint Toothbrushes E) TWO (2) “I Just Had A One-Night-Stand” Toothbrushes F) ONE (1) “My Sober Buddy” Magic Advice Balls. [Shipping included in US]

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  • $50USD
    All of the above + PICK TWO

    All of the above (Thanks/Updates, 250 Comedy Calls Credits), plus PICK TWO (2) of the following: A) FIVE (5) “It Could Always Suck More” Reminder Wristbands (silicone/rubber) B) FIVE (5) “Get Over It” Reminder Wristbands (silicone/rubber) C) TWENTY (20) “Your Breath is Nasty” Take-A-Hint Mints D) TWO (2) “Your Breath is Nasty” Take-A-Hint Toothbrushes E) TWO (2) “I Just Had A One-Night-Stand” Toothbrushes F) ONE (1) “My Sober Buddy” Magic Advice Balls. [Shipping included in US]

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  • $69USD
    All of the above + PICK THREE

    All of the above (Thanks/Updates, 250 Comedy Calls Credits), plus PICK THREE (3) of the following: A) FIVE (5) “It Could Always Suck More” Reminder Wristbands (silicone/rubber) B) FIVE (5) “Get Over It” Reminder Wristbands (silicone/rubber) C) TWENTY (20) “Your Breath is Nasty” Take-A-Hint Mints D) TWO (2) “Your Breath is Nasty” Take-A-Hint Toothbrushes E) TWO (2) “I Just Had A One-Night-Stand” Toothbrushes F) ONE (1) “My Sober Buddy” Magic Advice Balls. [Shipping included in US]

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  • $100USD
    All of the above + ALL SIX!!!

    All of the above (Thanks/Updates, 250 Comedy Calls Credits), plus ALL SIX (6) of the following: A) FIVE (5) “It Could Always Suck More” Reminder Wristbands (silicone/rubber) B) FIVE (5) “Get Over It” Reminder Wristbands (silicone/rubber) C) TWENTY (20) “Your Breath is Nasty” Take-A-Hint Mints D) TWO (2) “Your Breath is Nasty” Take-A-Hint Toothbrushes E) TWO (2) “I Just Had A One-Night-Stand” Toothbrushes F) ONE (1) “My Sober Buddy” Magic Advice Balls. [Shipping included in US]

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  • $1,000USD
    A $1000 Perk?!?

    We're not sure we actually expect anyone to choose this perk, but we had multiple people tell us "I'd donate $1000 to help bring it back!", so, well, here's your chance! We'll send you 10x of everything listed in the $100 perk, plus a few limited edition surprise gifts - including a Rejection Hotline hooded sweatshirt, and a pair of Rejection Boxer Shorts and a Rejection Thong!

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  • $2,500USD
    Promotional Re-Launch Partner

    Everything in the $100 Perk as well as: YOU get to announce the Re-Launch of one of our Humor Hotlines to the world! Want more Facebook Fans, Twitter Followers or Web Visitors? YOU will have exclusive rights to release a new Humor Hotline however you choose! Additionally/optionally, we can drive traffic your way by announcing something like "The [xxxx] Humor Hotline is back! Follow our friend xxxxx on Twitter to get the number: @xxxxx” [Note: Choice of Hotline in order of purchase date.]

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  • $250,000USD
    Attend & Speak at My Funeral!

    My friends and family probably won't be too excited about this, but if someone wants to contribute $250,000, you will receive all of the perks above as well as... An invitation to attend - and to give a eulogy! - at my funeral! Date and time to be determined - but I kinda hope it's not soon! :-) - Jeff

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