Keep the crew awake on set with a little tea & coffee.
to help us load up on cabbage rolls & and sausage.
to keep the Yugo running
to pay off the sheep herder who blocks the road
for when the Yugo breaks down
so our film isn't silent
so we don't need plum brandy to keep warm at night
so our camera equipment is from the 21st century
so we can fly on planes from the 21 century