Peter Kelly
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Peter Kelly is a television editor. Born an Aquarius, he once kicked in the windshield of a Ford Taurus "on principle". Far too bitter and angry (and good looking) for a man his age, Peter will likely die homeless and penniless, 20 pounds overweight and no one will ever love him. Peter Kelly's bio is based on a true story. (But then again so was the movie Balto, and that was a cartoon about a talking dog.)