Includes a download of both thunderous videos, PLUS accompanying excel/numbers spreadsheets that will overwhelm your mind and make it explode! These spreadsheets are designed by Zoog, and are used to plan/manage Angelspit albums, photoshoots, and all other death-defying endeavours of DOOOM! These documents will help you plan your creative projects, and bring war to your personal middle-earth.
Download Package + Zines
Includes basic download package, PLUS a physical copy of Zoog’s inspirational, Kickstarter-exclusive Zine (WARNING: definitely will not include slow-motion footage of horses running through rivers accompanied by pan-pipes.) Also includes one of Zoog’s other mind-rotting Zines.
Project Pimpage on the Angelspit Facebook + Download Package: Your Band/project’s URL will be mentioned on the Angelspit Facebook. Let me ram your project down the throat of Angelspit’s hordes! Angelspit followers crave fresh new music/art to pound their senses!
Thank you in video
Thank you in video + Download Package: Let me verbally exalt you above heaven as thanks for your awesome support- I don’t want your name to be a mere piece of scrolling text- I will literally shout it out at the end of the videos, as you are helping bring the ROCK! This can be your personal name, or the name of your band or project. (Nothing Sexist, homophobic, animalistic…ect.)
MYSTERY PACKAGE OF INSPIRATIONAL AWESOME!! + Download Package: The Pandora’s box of ROCK! - the secret treasure box of woe! Opening this will be like opening the arc of the covenant~ it is so awesome that if I type it here, my fingers will melt. (Like in Indiana Jones, but without the snakes) AHHHHHHH!!! Unique mystery box containing zines, stickers, cool merch…and anything else that will fit.
Destructo Business Tie
Destructo Business Tie + Download Package: Push your company’s dress code! Zoog wants to throttle your neck with the hottest fashion noose you’ve ever owned! Zoog will DESTROY a tie in the colour of your choice! Screen printing, blood splatter, safety pins, Angelspit buttons…guaranteed to make HR squirm! Comes with autographed Thank You note, + other random goodies.
Skype Call + Download Package
You and me. One on one. Cyber-brainstorming session! Let’s turn your good idea into something earth-shatteringly AWESOME! Hell yeah! Zoog will skype you for at least 1 hour, and give you personalized pointers unique to your project. Zoog will tailor spreadsheets specifically for your project, and walk you through the planning stages.
Custom Destructo T-Shirt
Custom Destructo T-Shirt + Download Package: Let Zoog wrap the warm claws of inspiration around your torso!! Zoog will customize an Angelspit T shirt, unique to your own personal style. Each one is a hand-made work of art! Comes with autographed Thank You note, + other random goodies. View examples at: http://angelspit.net/zoog/?cat=59
Producer credit + Mystery Package of Inspirational Awesome + Download Package: Kinda like Indian-teamed floating wolf-head over snow-capped mountains BUT WITH MORE SATAN!!!! You will be credited as a co-producer of the videos. You will also receive a digital download, skype call, and mystery package!
Custom Business shirt
Custom destroyed Business shirt + Download Package: Perfect attire for “OFFICE MASSACRE DAY”! A white, button-down business shirt…that has been splattered with Angelspit lyrics and all assortment of verbal ROCKAGE! These shirts will be the same style, and quality as the stage shirts Zoog made for Matt (Drums) and George (Guitar) for Angelspit’s Wall Street Massacre tour.
Band used as example
Band used as example+ Skype call + Download Package; We will have a mind-altering brainstorm skype conversation (Similar to the $75 package) I will then use your project as a positive example in the final video, and PIMP YOUR ASS OFF. Zoog will skype you BEFORE the videos are shot, and become familiar with your project and the problems you are facing. He will them incorporate you as a positive example in the videos.
Zoog produces your track
Zoog produces one of your tracks + Download Package: I will take my rock and transform it into a thick paste, then let me ooze it all over your music, and milk it from the utters of ROCK, creating a thick, creamy texture of awesome, laced into your music. Zoog will program synths parts/electronics, and walk you through the time management of your track.