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$10
Friends
-Our love and gratitude
-A personalized fortune delivered to you via text or email or Facebook
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$25
Big Spenders
-A personalized fortune on a postcard sent to your very own address
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$50
Holy Rollers
-Your personalized fortune delivered to you or your loved one by telephone
-A book of your choice from our catalog
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$100
Hot Stuff
-All three titles
-Paul Legault will shave his beard and you will have documentary footage of the incident, as well as an invite to attend the event either in person or via Skype
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$250
New Best Friends
-All three titles
-Home-made cookies of a flavor (within reason) that you enjoy
-We will tell you a fortune including whatever you want to hear and we promise it will come true
-You are beautiful
-Really
-Paul Legault's face is bald, what else do you want?
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$500
Hey, Good Looking
-THREE copies of each title autographed by the authors who will say very nice things about you
-Any cookie you want
-Unlimited true fortunes for you and your friends delivered to you in any way you prefer
-Editors will text you once a week to remind you how attractive you are
-If the Editors ever obtain a unicorn, you may borrow it on weekends
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$1,000
Mom & Dad
-Are you related to the Editors or Poets? That is its own perk.
-Cookies, fortunes, books, unicorns
-We have cleaned our rooms and gotten that haircut you wanted
-We will discuss the possibility of grandchildren over Christmas
-We will call more often
-We love you so very much and it is true we don't say it often enough
-Subscription to next year's catalog
