The Office Bro Kit is the first and only starter kit for the mature bro, and man does it make a GREAT gift!
Bro’s are everywhere; if you are not a bro yourself chances are you at least know one. Bro’s aren’t just obnoxious party alpha males often seen aggressively high fiving each other with a red solo cup in one hand; they are also people, and people grow up. Bro’s grow up. Bro’s graduate. They get jobs, they run empires, they get married, and they even become bro dads. While the bro tank and aviators may spend more time in the closet for the average mature bro we’d like to think a little bit of the bro never dies.
A true bro knows the secret in life is to work hard and play hard but it is a known scientific fact that the warm glow of fluoresce office lights adversely affect a bro’s ability to fist pump and fight evil. For emergency situations when bro-glow reaches a dangerously low level we’ve created the Office Bro Kit. The Office Bro Kit includes everything the mature bro needs to stay focused on the job and avoid ultimate bro-limination.
The Office Bro Kit includes:
A sweet office bro mouse pad that is soft yet firm – Required for any office bro-grammer
- An even sweeter office bro mug perfect for coffee and Jägermeister – SWAG
- A grip strengthener and stress release ball – keep your handshake game tight
- An emergency 6 cup pong set - Obviously
- The shotgun – a shotgun, bottle opener in one – how a mature bro prepares a beer eloquently
- Emergency shutter sun glasses – blocks 0% of UV rays and are 100% awesome
- An American flag bandana – a mature bro is patriotic (currently US only but we have love for bro’s of all nationalities)
- Ten Office Bro Kit business cards – cuz the mature bro’s gotta network Be Bro-Fessional!
- “Practical, yet absurd” – my next-door neighbor
- “I want two!” – some guy
- “What?” – my mom
- “Finally a place to keep my shutter shades and American flag bandana in one place” – the brofather
- “As if I wasn’t already the envy of the office, the OBK put me over the top” – The boss
- “I don’t get it” – an anti-bro (Someone who is the opposite of a bro. He does not chill at all, does not play lacrosse, does not pack D's, and ruins everything.)
Why Indiegogo? While Bro Kits are awesome, they are not cheap. We want to build a high quality yet cost effective kit in order to make it available to all bro’s at the best possible price. We've done the research and, thanks to some aggressive negotiation, we've gotten printing and raw goods cost down to $3,000 for the first batch of Office Bro Kits.
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