Stump the Trump
Donald Trump released his "bombshell" announcement: He offered to pay $5 million to the charity of President Obama's choice if Obama releases his college and passport records. No one reasonable would expect the President to acknowledge Trump's blatantly self-promoting quasi-blackmail attempt. To paraphrase his taunt: "What do you have to hide? Don't you like charity?"
We reject this further degradation of what passes for political discourse in modern America. We do like the idea of giving a huge heap of cash to charity, however. Our plan is turn this around, do something positive and bask in the irony of it all.
We will make Donald Trump an offer:
Show us what you look like without your hairpiece and we'll donate $5 million to a charity of your choice.
If he refuses, we'll donate the money to a charity of the President's choice. What does he have to hide? Doesn't he like charity?
What Do We Want?
We want to raise this money before Election Day. Anything you can contribute will be welcome. This is your chance to be part of a faceless crowd that beats an attention hog at his own game. Whereas Trump most probably doesn't expect the President of The United States to jump when Trump says jump, we intend to make good on our claims. Regardless of the outcome, charity will benefit.
Even if you don't wish to contribute monitarily, you can still help. We need to get the word out far and wide and fast for this to be effective. This needs to get out across every social media site, on every pertinent news article, etc. Our bet is that there are plenty of folks out there who would find this intriguing.