The satisfying knowledge that your fanship is more appreciated by Schaffer the Darklord than that of fans pledging $0. An email from Schaffer will confirm this.
The knowledge referenced above PLUS an mp3 of one track from the #SP album delivered early to your electronic mailbox.
All previous tier rewards PLUS an access code granting you an early, pre-release download of the #SP album.
The Physical Copier
All previous tier rewards PLUS a physical copy of the #SP album (upon which Schaffer shall scrawl his name) and a vinyl #SP-related sticker sent by mail to your home, office or other geographic location of your choice.
All previous tier rewards PLUS an #SP promotional poster illustrated by the amazing Fyodor A. Pavlov.
All previous tier rewards PLUS a Schaffer the Darklord tee in the size of your choice. (WS, WM, WL, S, M, L, XL, XXL)
All previous tier rewards PLUS a telephone call from Schaffer the Darklord during which he will shower you with his undying gratitude and answer any questions you may have about the #SP album or Batman.
All previous tier rewards PLUS physical copies of previous Schaffer CDs "Meet My Maker" (2004), "Mark of the Beast" (2007) and "Manslaughterer" (2009). Schaffer will also scrawl his name upon these albums as well.
The Set Decorator
All previous tier rewards PLUS pieces of the actual set backdrop from the fundraising film seen above. These pieces of the set (including 8.5" x 11" prints of previous #SP clues, Post-It Notes and twine) will included cryptic scrawled notes from Schaffer.
All previous tier rewards PLUS an actual sample of Schaffer's DNA which you can save for a future date when cloning technology becomes available. We're serious.
All previous tier rewards PLUS a guest appearance on the EPIC PIEcast, a monthly pop culture podcast hosted by Schaffer the Darklord and fundraising film co-star Nelson Lugo. For this interview, you may create whatever backstory you would like to use to represent yourself, and the hosts will play along.
All previous tier rewards PLUS Schaffer will write a short song (one verse/one chorus) about YOU. He will also shoot a short video of him performing the song about you FOR you.
All previous tier rewards PLUS Schaffer will perform a special short "concert" via FaceTime/Skype/etc. for you you and your friends. In addition to this, Schaffer will spend one day bombarding all of his social media with your praises. For 24 hours, every post on his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Vine, etc. will only be in reference to you. Each recipient of this reward will get his/her day of social media saturation to his/herself.
All previous tier rewards PLUS Schaffer comes to your town and performs a special concert for you. This concert could take place in anywhere from your favorite local music venue to your kitchen. (Restricted to continental United States destinations.)
The Performer (ENHANCED)
All previous tier rewards PLUS you get to select Schaffer's set-list for your concert and join him onstage to perform your favorite of his songs with him.
The Tour Guider
All previous tier rewards PLUS a day in New York City with Schaffer the Darklord. You will travel to the Big Apple and spend the day with Schaffer as he takes you on a tour of his favorite NYC locations. This tour will end at Schaffer's home/recording studio were you will be treated to a gourmet meal prepared by the #SP album cover model in her costume. (Sorry. No sleepovers.)
You ARE Schaffer the Darklord
All previous tier rewards PLUS Schaffer's full inventory of merchandise, all of his instrumentals, all of his stage suits, the Black Box and the passwords for his website, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Bandcamp, etc. Henceforth, YOU will be Schaffer the Darklord, and the previous owner of the name will invest your contribution wisely and never work again.