Personalized thank you letter
A personalized thank you email from me, Patricia!
A hyphy PD-Bird sticker, sure to be collectors item one day!
Top secret mailing list!
You'll get on the top-secret PDbird mailing list… and, at Christmas or birthday time, you'll get a sweet Christmas or birthday card and sticker from me, Patricia!
P.D.Bird T shirt
You'll get a stylish Patricia Dolores T-shirt. Trust me, it'll get you laid.
- Oh, you also get all of the previous items (the mailing list, Christmas card, etc.)
Friend of patricia page!
For 100 dollars, you'll become famous. Well, maybe not famous, but you'll get placed on the "Friend of Patricia" page on the Patricia Dolores blog.
- You'll also get all of the previous items (Stylish shirt etc.)
- Oh, you'll also get the debut album of the Neckbeard boys - one of my favorite bands in SF!
P.D.bird fan club.
At this level, you get to join the PD-Bird fan club, which allows you to get a one-hour hang session with me, Patricia! (Preferably in my home habitat, Dolores Park). You have to be in San Francisco to get this treat!
- You also get everything before this, of course. (Friends of Patricia page etc.)
P.D.Bird does deliverys
Remember when I said we did bike delivery? Well, for $500, you'll get to witness, and benefit, from it first hand. At this level, you'll get us as your personal bike delivery-parrots. One time a month for three months, we'll bring you whatever you want (including a bag of Four Barrel coffee, of course).
- You'll also get to tell us what you want us to do for a day, and we'll blog about it.
- Of course, you get everything before this, as well.
The grand finale.
- At this level, you get to live the life. You get to travel along with us on one of our epic road trips to Big Sur (or, if that's too crazy), around SF for a day.
- If you live within 100 miles of San Francisco, we'll ride out to meet you, and we'll go on some crazy, parrot-filled adventures. This is really something special, and we're sure that you'll never forget the great times we'll all have together.
- Of course, you also get everything before this.