Help Make Over NakedDC.
You alreadly love us. You just might not love what we look like. Well, as it happens, while our current wardrobe was fine initially, we've outgrown our look and we need something a little bit spiffier.
You know who we are: the Interweb's foremost source for political news and gossip with an entertainment edge. Day after day we give you everything you need to make informed decisions about who to hate in Washington and beyond. Because, after all, politics is just showbiz for ugly people. And we're just the National Enquirer without all those ads for plantar fascitis solutions.By giving to us, you'll give a shot at real Internet stardom. Or, at least, you'll help us scrape the cash we need together so that we can make the site readable and appealing to people who aren't normally engaged in the political process. Our mission is to make what comes out of DC understandable, funny, even sexy. Because otherwise, you'd get all your news from the Kardashians, and that's not the way to be an informed voter for anything except X-factor.
What We Need & What You GetWe need approximately $1,500. With that money, NakedDC will get a newly designed site with improved functionality, higher capacity for readership and links, more and better news coverage and hosting that is not GoDaddy. With your help we will be bigger, better, sexier, prettier and more likely to help you get women.
The ImpactNakedDC has existed for a little over a year. In that time, we've expanded our readership 200 times. We've earned links from some of the biggest news sites on the web, including the Drudge Report, Fox News, CNN, Huffington Post, the Daily Mail, Wonkette and beyond. We have brought the message of freedom - and barring that, the message of how ridiculous government can truly be - to audiences that don't normally consume news. And we've done it with flair and a smile on our face and for free. Yes, we do this FOR FREE. So you know you can trust us.
Other Ways You Can HelpWe know that not everyone can give money. Seriously. We're here asking your for the money that Mitt Romney uses to mop up the coffee rings on his dining table. We understand. Which is why, if you can't help us make some cash, maybe you could just help us spread the word, or suggest us to your friends, or become one of our regular readers. Every little bit helps.
And that’s all there is to it.