For a $25 donation, you will receive a photo of that faithful television scene signed by sexy Sad Irish Fan himself and numbered for authenticity. (As you can imagine, we, too, are concerned about the high demand of this product tempting counterfeiters.)
For a $50 donation, in addition to the autographed photo above, you will receive a #sadirishfan koozie to keep all those gameday beers crisp and cold. The koozie will be green with white lettering to match the Sad Irish Fan outfit.
Portable Sad Irish Fan
For a $500 donation, in addition to the photo and koozie above, you will receive your own, personal and portable, Flat Sad Irish Fan. Bring him along for all your event needs - sporting events, bachelor parties, family reunions, your daughter's 3rd grade dance recitals - anywhere that may just give you the urge to bow your head in dismay.
For a $1,000 donation, in addition to the photo, koozie, and portable fan above, your dreams will come true with an in-person visit from Sad Irish Fan himself. Bring him to your own sporting event and let him demonstrate the feelings you don't personally wish to display on national television for yourself (within 200 miles of NYC).