Nick Rochefort or Nick Sells depending on how well you know the guy is a comedy writer and stand-up comedian from Oatmealtoilet, Rhode Island. The son of a National Champion Car Salesman, and the nephew of a National Salesman Car Champion, Nick has been a show-and-sales-man since he was 4-years-old, where he enjoyed taking nudes of himself wearing Italian Neckties. Since then he has started two successful business ventures that have since been acquired by parent companies, purchased four investment homes throughout Providence County in Rhode Island all before the age of 22. Now back to poverty at 27, he doesn't work a real job, he eats only raw foods and produces the smash-freakin-hit Million Dollar Extreme with his friends Sam Hyde and Charles Carroll. It's awesome and people fucking love it. Fans tell Nick all the time that he is the real shit. Not one to rest on his laurels or be satisfied with small-time local notoriety, Nick realizes that there is a ton of work ahead and even more money. One day they'll lay him in the ground, in an unmarked grave somewhere, in a debtor's graveyard, but until then let's pump up the volume and make this wimp wallet into a hunk tank. "On the real Nick is salt of the earth and he will crawl on his hands and knees for the folks who ring his bell"--Sam Hyde. So press the "Go" button and watch what happens when you give a shit about people who give a shit.