From the creative capital of the world (ehhem, that would be Buffalo New York), hails a new species of man called homo geronimus.

First discovered in 1970, the only known of its kind features heightened creativity, ingenuity, and a nearly aggitating persistence. Television insiders rumor that homo geronimus was the inspiration behind “McGuyver”, “Die Hard”, and “The Running Man” (due primarily to how well it looks in a spandex running suit).

Now fully grown, homo geronimus has amassed a portfolio of creative works in nearly every sensory art – from writing to a/v production and musical composition to graphic design and 3-d coding.

If you happen to come in contact with homo geronimus don’t panic; although it is carnivorous, many have survived encounters with it. Studies show that it may be subdued by wine and twix bars. DO NOT attempt to feed it vegetables of any kind.

As for those who haven’t survived meeting the homo geronimus, they probably had it coming.