Imagine Science devised a way to combine genetic material from Kanye West, David Fincher and Christopher Hitchens and make an ubersperm and grow it into a baby and that baby made films designed to explode the most pernicious and pervasive ideas floating around America. I aspire to be that baby. I graduated from Brown in 2005 with an honors degree in philosophy. Nearly a decade later my chief marketable skill is still "exceptionally confident delivery of eccentric social critiques."