Ashleigh Nankivell
Whoops, that's not chocolate: A Cautionary Tale
Whoops, that's not chocolate: A Cautionary Tale
I am baffled by the Epi-Lady, forensic meteorology, and Suduko. In a past life i was a sheet of corragted cardboard, an Opal GT, a saucer of milk, and a shortlegged Finnishman named Skip. If I were an animal I’d be the formica on your kitchen countertop. If I were a mineral I’d be Rip Torn. I intensely dislike the orange light of 3 0’clock in the afternoon, talc, gord-dolls, and paper towels with graphic patterns. If i were God i would smite those who type “lol”. I WANT to meet Pavlov’s dog. i want to tell him its okay to salivate. I’ve seen more horror movies than you: it’s okay, you can go cry in the corner. I animate odd little shorts and off-beat web series when I’m not being a corporate video producer and social media strategist. Most things I own i find on the street. I like old machines. There is no sink in my bathroom. A friend once told me staying at my place is like being forced into a film work camp. Come on over any time.
I have a mean cat.