Wendy Ho’s full-length all-original album Yes, Im a Ho! is about to drop!

In the next month, we at QweenHo Productions want to raise $5,000 to contribute to the big PUSH for birthing this album. You might be scratchin yo head thinkin, “I don’t know nuthin bout birthin no albums!” Well let us tell you there are MANY steps besides just writing things that rhyme with clit and poop: recording vox, mixing, mastering, producing a couple videos, and publicizing the hell out of all our hard work!!! We know this is ambitious, but “Ho big or Ho home, bitch!” Ho has already slaved away at every gay bar known to man to raise money for this project, but we have some loose ends we hope you’ll help out with! I know all of y’all gots loose ends too, so let’s band together and tighten it up!

Every dollar counts! If I get $1.25 from all of my facebook friends, I’ll be fully funded! However, if you plan on purchasing the new album, then give $10, and you’ll receive it before everyone else does!!! Of course, if you WANT to give more, and if you CAN, then WHY NOT? Take a look at all the perks that go along with different levels of giving here!

Your funding goes toward:

WHO?
Wendy Ho. The hardest working Ho in Hobizness! Rapper. Singer. Truth Teller. Ho. No one is more passionate about makin you LAUGH and GASP! She’s always been a producer, and ain’t waitin around for some slick Hollywood type to take over!

WHAT?
“Yes I’m A Ho” Wendy Ho’s 2nd album!
Ho has birthed a soon to be notorious classic hip-hop/r&b record that combines tongue-in-cheek delivery with in-your-face prophecy. The album is a commentary on the enduring double-edged sword of being a powerful woman who also enjoys the occasional gang bang.
Her first album, “The Gospel According to Ho” reached cult status amongst a predominantly gay fanbase, and her songs have been performed by dozens of drag queens. Even with zero distribution, word of mouth spread and her video for the single Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse, was voted the number one funniest video on Logos New Now Next for that year. The video also was also parodied on FXs Nip/Tuck. Her rabid fanbase has allowed her to perform shows all over the world, and Wendy Ho was featured on Showtimes I Cant Believe Im Still Single. Yes, Im a Ho is set to release in the fall of 2010, a month after her first free mixtape, Wendy Ho: Number 2 debuts, featuring all new song parodies, freestyles, remixes and mashups.

WHEN?
Album release date: October 2010
Mix Tape release date: September 2010
Yes I’m a Ho Video Shoot Schedule: September 6-24

HOW?
Your contribution will help with the production expenses listed below:

Album Portion
Studio time/ Mixing/ Mastering
Photographer for album covers
Graphic designer for album covers

Video Portion
Audio Operator
Audio Recording/Mixing
Camera Operator
Craft Service
Editor
Equipment Rental
Hair Stylist
Location Fees
Make-up Artist
Office Supplies
Postage
Post-Production
Production Assistant
Set Decoration
Tape and Film Stock
Wardrobe/ Costume Design

Promotion
A proper publicist to get the word out about all of our hard work!

WHY?
Goal: To produce the highest-quality HO-tastic Music and Videos to release online directly to fans.

Sha’ mons, now!!!
SHAKE IT OUT THE LEG!
THANKS, BOO!!!

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