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Wendy Ho’s full-length all-original album “Yes, I’m a Ho!” is about to drop!

In the next month, we at QweenHo Productions want to raise $5,000 to contribute to the big PUSH for birthing this album. You might be scratchin yo head thinkin, “I don’t know nuthin bout birthin no albums!” Well let us tell you there are MANY steps besides just writing things that rhyme with clit and poop: recording vox, mixing, mastering, producing a couple videos, and publicizing the hell out of all our hard work!!! We know this is ambitious, but “Ho big or Ho home, bitch!” Ho has already slaved away at every gay bar known to man to raise money for this project, but we have some loose ends we hope you’ll help out with! I know all of y’all gots loose ends too, so let’s band together and tighten it up!

Every dollar counts! If I get $1.25 from all of my facebook friends, I’ll be fully funded! However, if you plan on purchasing the new album, then give $10, and you’ll receive it before everyone else does!!! Of course, if you WANT to give more, and if you CAN, then WHY NOT? Take a look at all the perks that go along with different levels of giving here!

Your funding goes toward:

WHO?
Wendy Ho. The hardest working Ho in Hobizness! Rapper. Singer. Truth Teller. Ho. No one is more passionate about makin you LAUGH and GASP! She’s always been a producer, and ain’t waitin around for some slick Hollywood type to take over!

WHAT?
“Yes I’m A Ho” Wendy Ho’s 2nd album!
Ho has birthed a soon to be notorious classic hip-hop/r&b record that combines tongue-in-cheek delivery with in-your-face prophecy. The album is a commentary on the enduring double-edged sword of being a powerful woman who also enjoys the occasional gang bang.
Her first album, “The Gospel According to Ho” reached cult status amongst a predominantly gay fanbase, and her songs have been performed by dozens of drag queens. Even with zero distribution, word of mouth spread and her video for the single “Bitch, I Stole Yo Purse,” was voted the number one funniest video on Logo’s New Now Next for that year. The video also was also parodied on FX’s Nip/Tuck. Her rabid fanbase has allowed her to perform shows all over the world, and Wendy Ho was featured on Showtime’s I Can’t Believe I’m Still Single. Yes, I’m a Ho is set to release in the fall of 2010, a month after her first free mixtape, Wendy Ho: Number 2 debuts, featuring all new song parodies, freestyles, remixes and mashups.

WHEN?
Album release date: October 2010
Mix Tape release date: September 2010
Yes I’m a Ho Video Shoot Schedule: September 6-24

HOW?
Your contribution will help with the production expenses listed below:

Album Portion
• Studio time/ Mixing/ Mastering
• Photographer for album covers
• Graphic designer for album covers

Video Portion
• Audio Operator
• Audio Recording/Mixing
• Camera Operator
• Craft Service
• Editor
• Equipment Rental
• Hair Stylist
• Location Fees
• Make-up Artist
• Office Supplies
• Postage
• Post-Production
• Production Assistant
• Set Decoration
• Tape and Film Stock
• Wardrobe/ Costume Design

Promotion
• A proper publicist to get the word out about all of our hard work!

WHY?
Goal: To produce the highest-quality HO-tastic Music and Videos to release online directly to fans.

Sha’ mons, now!!!
SHAKE IT OUT THE LEG!
THANKS, BOO!!!

http://www.facebook.com/wendyhoshow
http://www.myspace.com/wendyho
https://twitter.com/Wendy_Ho
http://www.wendyho.net

 
LOCATION
 
Los Angeles, California, United States
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$1,379
raised of $5,000 goal*
12
days left to:
FUND THIS PROJECT
VIP PERKS
$10 or more = ho hugs!
You gon gets it!!! Consider this a pre-sale! This gets you a digital copy of Yes I'm a HO!! A download link will be delivered to you within 24 hours of the OFFICIAL release--somewhere around September 23rd.
16 Claimed
$25 or more = ho kisses!
This gets you all of the above PLUS an autographed Hobag (http://tinyurl.com/hobagho)!
25 Claimed
$50 or more = ho's healin hand j!
This gets you all of the above PLUS a hard copy of Ho'z first album: The Gospel According to Ho.
7 Claimed
$100 or more = ho hummmer!
This gets you all of the above: but YOU'LL be receiving your digital copy a WEEK EARLIER (possibly as early as September 16)!
2 Claimed
$200 or more = ho humpin!
This gets you all of the above: an autographed HObag, a copy of The Gospel According to Ho, a pre-released Digital Copy of the New Album: Yes, I'm a Ho, AND an autographed photo of Mizz Ho.
0 Claimed
$500 or more = HOGASM!
This gets you all of the above: an autographed HObag, a copy of The Gospel According to Ho, a pre-released Digital Copy of the New Album: Yes, I'm a Ho, an autographed photo of Mizz Ho, AND a thank you in the liner credits of the album's artwork, AND a link to you or your business on www.wendyho.net!
0 Claimed
$1,000 or more = MULTIPLE HOGASMS!
This gets you all of the above AND Ho will perform at the venue of your choice--even YO HOUSE! (This does not include travel or accommodations for outside a 60 mile radius of Los Angeles) In this package you'll get: an autographed HObag, a copy of The Gospel According to Ho, a pre-released Digital Copy of the New Album: Yes, I'm a Ho, an autographed photo of Mizz Ho, a thank you in the liner credits of the album's artwork, and a link to you or your business on www.wendyho.net!
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HOW THESE FUNDS WILL BE USED
Studio time Album duplication Mastering Video Production A Publicist
* $1,379 raised on IndieGoGo, $5,000 raised externally
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