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THIS IS A JOKE. PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY DONATE.Our Story
We. We are the fans. We are the people who helped support George Lucas' creative vision for generations of people all over the world. But now our visionary has turned to the Dark Side, ruthlessly mutilating a once peaceful, vibrant trilogy.
The Impact
By returning to the past --after the completion of the original trilogy, but before digital effects and the prequels-- we can prevent George Lucas from ever ruining his own works of art.
What We Need & What You Get
Seeing as how time travel is not yet possible, this'll be a doozy. But it's worth it. Once we've researched, designed, built, and tested the machine, we'll need a small force of rebels to go back the the early '90s. (I know. It's a huge sacrifice.) They'll need legal paperwork, butterfly nets, bear traps -- anything that can dissuade or prevent George from bringing his computer-generated wrath upon the films.
Other Ways You Can Help
If you can develop blasters or lightsabers to take back, that would be awesome. And it would totally prove that we're from the future... Even though "Star Wars" is set in the past.... Whatever...
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Perks for your contribution:
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A Big Wookie-Hug: $20
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| It's not actually from a wookie, we'll just say it. That would probably kill you. |
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See the Time Machine Depart!: $88
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| Not that you'll remember it later, since they're going to alter the timeline. (Only 48 available... My mom's garage isn't that big...) |
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Something Really Cool: $200
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| Way cooler than a ticket to see a time machine leave, but not quite as cool as a lightsaber. We'll get back to you on this... |
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A Lightsaber: $1,000
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| Sure! As soon as technology allows, we'll get you a lightsaber. The first one, in fact.
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...We don't actually know if these can be mass-produced, so we'll only promise one. |
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Spot on the Time-Travel Crew: $1,977
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| You read that right! Buckle up and ride along as we go back to dissuade/lock-up/bludgeon/disintegrate George Lucas before he ever created the Special Editions, prequels, or Blu-Ray changes. (We'll start with dissuade...) |
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